Stoner Sex Toys

A stoner sex toy is a vibrator, stroker or plug built around cannabis: bud and leaf shapes, cannabis prints, or a toy packaged with a stash tin. The function is ordinary. The theme is the entire point.

The category exists because the two shopping trips overlap. Most shops carry one side properly and keep a token shelf of the other, so finding both stocked in the same place is the unusual part.

One thing worth knowing before buying on the theme alone: shape drives feel. A bud silhouette is textured by its shape rather than by design, which some people want and others find is too much. Read the material line as well as the joke, because in a themed category those two are independent and the price usually tells you which one you are getting.

The category sorts by what the toy does, not by which strain it is named after:

• Weed-shaped vibrators: bud and leaf silhouettes, textured by virtue of the shape. The largest group here and the one that actually sells.
• Glow-in-the-dark bondage: a full line rather than a single piece. Cuffs, collar and leash, hogtie, flogger, paddle, ball gag, blindfold and rope, all reading under UV. The crossover with the blacklight and rave side of the store.
• Cannabis strokers: clear and printed sleeves. Same internals as any stroker, different outside.
• Themed anal: doobie-shaped plug sets and training kits. Novelty on the outside, ordinary shapes where it counts.
• Cream and toy kits: a stimulating gel paired with a bullet or a ring, sold together. The cheapest way into the category.
• Stash kits and bundles: a toy plus a tin or a pouch, which is why these move as gifts far more than as personal buys.
• Mints for dry mouth: mints made to get you salivating, which solves a problem every stoner already knows about and happens to be useful for oral either way.

The smoking half of this lives in the 420 shop, with grinders, glass and pipes and stash jars and bags each on their own page. If the theme is secondary and you just want the gear, vibrators, strokers and masturbator sleeves and bondage hold the full range.