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BEDROOM GEAR

Bedroom gear is the furniture and storage built around the toys. Wedges and ramps that hold a position, mounts that hold a wand or a dildo, door and ceiling swings, and lined bags that keep everything clean and separated between uses.

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What is a bedroom setup?

A bedroom setup is the furniture and storage built around the toys. A wedge or a ramp that holds a position, a mount that holds a toy so nobody has to, a swing, and the lined bags and cases that keep everything clean and separated between uses.

It almost always gets bought second. Someone buys a toy, uses it, and then runs into the practical problem: a position that does not work without support, a wand that nobody wants to hold for twenty minutes, a drawer that has quietly become a hygiene problem. This page is the answer to the second purchase rather than the first.

The thing most people learn the expensive way is that storage is not optional with silicone. Silicone left pressed against silicone reacts and goes tacky, permanently, and no cleaner reverses it. Separate bags cost a fraction of replacing a toy, and that is before anyone has the conversation about what was left loose in the drawer.

Types of bedroom gear

Two halves, and most people arrive needing one and leave with both.

  • Sex Furniture: wedges, ramps, toy mounts, swings, a stool and a dance pole. Firm foam and body safe covers, built to hold an angle a pillow collapses under.
  • Toy Storage and Travel Bags: lined bags and cases that keep toys apart, clean and unfound. The travel versions are the ones people end up using most.
  • Stash Jars and Bags: the same principle applied to the 420 side of the shop. Jars, pouches and scrunchies that keep a smell in and a lid on.

How to choose the right one

If you own more than two silicone toys: separate bags, before anything else on this page. Silicone against silicone reacts and goes tacky, and it does not come back. This is the cheapest problem here to avoid and the most expensive one to ignore.

If you are buying furniture for the first time: a wedge. It stores under a bed, it solves the most common complaint, and it tells you quickly whether the bigger pieces are worth it.

If discretion is the point: buy for what it looks like closed, not open. A neutral wedge reads as a cushion and a lined travel bag reads as a wash bag. A stool does not read as anything except what it is.

If you travel: the bag matters more than what goes in it. Hotel drawers, shared luggage and airport security all get easier when everything is in one lined case that closes properly.

On what lasts: removable washable covers and wipe clean linings. Foam and fabric both outlive their covers, and a cover you cannot wash is what ends a piece well before the foam gives up.