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Long rectangular paddle in black with bright green glow-in-the-dark cannabis-leaf print and a black satin ribbon wrist loop.
Front view of the cannabis-leaf paddle glowing bright green against a pure black background.
Front view of the cannabis-leaf paddle next to its Stoner Vibes Chronic Collection retail box.
Front view of the cannabis-leaf paddle with size labels showing 14.37 inches long and 3.25 inches wide.
Long rectangular paddle in black with bright green glow-in-the-dark cannabis-leaf print and a black satin ribbon wrist loop.
Front view of the cannabis-leaf paddle glowing bright green against a pure black background.
Front view of the cannabis-leaf paddle next to its Stoner Vibes Chronic Collection retail box.
Front view of the cannabis-leaf paddle with size labels showing 14.37 inches long and 3.25 inches wide.

Stoner Vibes Glow In The Dark Paddle

24.00 USD

Long rectangular paddle printed with a bright green glow-in-the-dark cannabis-leaf pattern over a black background, with a black satin ribbon wrist loop.

Global Novelties Stoner Vibes Glow In The Dark Paddle. Long rectangular impact head printed all over with a green cannabis-leaf pattern that, per the supplier, glows in the dark after charging under bright light for about 10 minutes. Slightly flexible double-layered construction with smooth finished edges and a black satin ribbon wrist loop. 14.37 inches long by 3.25 inches wide. Made in China.

Why this works

  • Slight flex in the paddle lets the strike be tuned from soft to firm by adjusting your wrist.
  • Glow-in-the-dark cannabis-leaf print per the supplier, for low-light scene visibility.
  • Double-layered construction holds the rigid paddle shape without warping.
  • Black satin ribbon wrist loop keeps the paddle on hand during a scene.
  • Pairs with the rest of the Stoner Vibes line (cuffs, collar, flogger) for a coordinated 420 kit.

The specs

Material: Metal core with polypropylene rope wrap and printed exterior
Color: Black with bright green cannabis-leaf print
Dimensions: 14.37 inches long by 3.25 inches wide
Wrist loop: Black satin ribbon
Package weight: 4.8 ounces
Made in: China

Care

Wipe the printed surface with a damp cloth and mild soap. Don't soak. Air dry. Charge the glow-in-the-dark print by placing it under bright incandescent, LED, or sunlight for 10 minutes before a low-light scene.

Use it for

Impact play, 420-themed kink, low-light scenes, partner scenes, paired with the rest of the Stoner Vibes line.

FAQ

Does it really glow?
Per the supplier, the cannabis-leaf print is glow-in-the-dark. Charge it by holding under bright incandescent, LED, or sunlight for 10 minutes, then it glows for a period in low light. Recharge as needed.

Is the impact stingy or thuddy?
Between the two. The slight flex in the paddle softens the strike compared to a fully rigid acrylic or wood paddle, while the double layer keeps it firm enough to land as a thuddy strike at medium intensity.

Where on the body is it safe to use?
Fleshy areas: the butt, thighs, and back. Avoid the kidneys, joints, spine, face, and neck. Start light to gauge the impact before going harder.

Is there a wrist strap?
Yes. A black satin ribbon wrist loop is attached at the base of the handle.

How do I care for it?
Wipe the printed surface with a damp cloth and mild soap. Don't soak. Air dry. Avoid harsh solvents that can dull the glow print.

Is it discreet?
All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package. The return label will read TWU or shipping department.