Sexy Christmas Gifts 2026: Santa's Naughty List Gift Guide
By Zoey Unicorn · 9 min read
Santa keeps two lists. This guide is for the fun one: all the naughty people on Santa's list, and on yours. Your girlfriend, your wife, the kinky one, the brat, your boyfriend or husband and the friend who always gets the gag gift each have their own section below.
Some picks are cheeky little extras, and some are the big splurge gifts that get opened last. Find the person you are shopping for, pick a gift, and let Santa worry about the coal.
Naughty Christmas gifts for your girlfriend
Pink, playful and a little bit spoiled.
For the girlfriend who loves anything pink, laughs at a cheeky gift and secretly wants the naughty one too. Mix one fun piece with one she will use all year. More ideas are in our Christmas lingerie gift guide.
Clone A Willy in Hot Pink
So she never has to miss you. This make-it-at-home kit turns him into a hot pink vibrating copy, perfect for long-distance couples, work trips or the nights you are apart over the holidays. The most personal gift she will ever get, and making it together is half the fun.
Shop it · $60 →
Rose Vibrator
A palm-size red rose that pulses air on the clit. Prettier than real roses, and these never wilt.
Shop it · $55 →
Edible Candy G-String
A g-string made of candy beads, made to be eaten off. Her stocking just got a lot sweeter.
Shop it · $11 →
Going To Daddy's House Bag
A pink iridescent duffel with GOING TO DADDY'S HOUSE across the front. Her overnight bag for your place, and everyone at the airport will know.
Shop it · $30 →
Playboy Bunny Fleece Butt Flap Lounge Romper
Cozy fleece with the bunny logo all over, a snap front and a cheeky butt flap. Christmas morning pajamas, but flirty.
Shop it · $54 →
Pink Paris Collection Paddle
Pink iridescent leather with a heart-shaped head and a rhinestone bow. The cutest way to remind her she is on the naughty list.
Shop it · $28 →Romantic Christmas gifts for your wife
Candles lit, playlist ready, still somehow on the naughty list.
For the hopeless romantic who loves a slow night and a gift that feels like a love letter. Go warm, sensual and a little luxe.
Lace and Satin Garter Chemise and G-String Set
Plunging lace cups, a sheer lace body lined in satin, a zipper down the back and garters. Unwrapping her is part of the gift.
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Black Marabou Robe
A sheer black robe outlined in merlot marabou around the hood, hem and cuffs. Throw it over the chemise for a slow reveal.
Shop it · $104 →
Light My Fire Sensual Massage Candle
Light it, let it melt, then use it for a massage. The most romantic way to end Christmas night.
Shop it · $23 →
Botanical Intimacy Oil for Arousal and Glide
A silky botanical oil that wakes up the senses before, during and after. Massage it in for a velvety glide that lasts.
Shop it · $29 →
Dame Eva Couples Vibrator
A hands-free wearable vibrator with soft wings that keep it in place during sex. Romance, with a little extra help for her.
Shop it · $129 →
Eye of Love Matchmaker Pheromone Parfum
A pheromone parfum made with Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger, in a glass diamond bottle. Pick the scent that fits her.
Shop it · $29 →
Black Lace Collar with Nipple Ties
A black lace choker with dangling gems and two chains that drape down to adjustable nipple ties. Romantic on top, very naughty underneath.
Shop it · $32 →Kinky Christmas gifts
Tied up with a bow is not just a wrapping technique.
For the partner who already has a safe word, or the one who keeps hinting they want one. New to kink? Our beginner kink gift guide is a good place to start.
KinkLab Neon Wand Electrosex Kit
A handheld wand that sends a static electric charge across the skin, with four glass electrodes and an intensity dial. The gift that literally sparks.
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KinkLab Power Tripper for Neon Wand
An add-on that turns your own fingertips, tongue or skin into the spark. Pair it with the Neon Wand, which is sold separately.
Shop it · $60 →
Master Series Goth Bondage Set
Black vegan leather with red edges and oversized bows: a collar, cuffs, a gold chain leash and connectors. Dark, dramatic and very Christmas Eve.
Shop it · $75 →
Pink Fur Handcuffs with Metal Butt Plug
Fluffy pink cuffs connected to a jeweled metal plug on a 9 inch chain. Cute until you see where the chain goes.
Shop it · $31 →
Pink BDSM Harness with Bows
A pink harness that wraps the waist, thighs and wrists, with little bows on the back. She comes pre-wrapped.
Shop it · $60 →
VibePad 2 Warming Grinding Pad
A ride-on pad with vibration, warmth and a flickering tongue, all on a remote. Hand someone else the controls.
Shop it · $169 →
Inflatable Dildo Galaxy 8.1 Inch
Starts at 2.6 inches of girth and pumps up to 3.2 inches when you are ready. Size is a decision you make in the moment.
Shop it · $75 →
Cum Slut Heart Lock Collar
Bold red lettering, a chain and a silver heart padlock with key. Subtle, it is not.
Shop it · $39 →Brat gifts: for the brat and her brat tamer
You know who you are. Santa does too.
In kink, a brat is the playful submissive who pushes back on purpose, and a brat tamer is the partner who loves putting her in her place. She talks back, she rolls her eyes, and she secretly wants you to do something about it. So shop for both sides: cheeky things for the brat, and the tools her tamer needs to handle her.
For the brat
Engraved Brat Heart Necklace
A dainty heart engraved with the one word that sums her up. She can wear it to Christmas dinner and only you will get the joke.
Shop it · $37 →
Brat Rib Tank Top
A fitted ribbed tank with Brat across the chest in pink bubble letters. She was going to say it anyway.
Shop it · $45 →
Brat Bondage Bear
A plush bear with the same attitude she has. It sits on the bed all year and reminds everyone who is in charge. Spoiler: it is not her.
Shop it · $38 →For her brat tamer
Acrylic Brat Paddle
A clear heart-shaped paddle with BRAT engraved in graffiti letters, handmade in Nashville. Every brat needs a consequence, and this one leaves the message behind.
Shop it · $65 →
Under The Bed Restraint System
Four adjustable cuffs on straps that run under the mattress, with no hardware to install. For when talking back has consequences.
Shop it · $74 →
We-Vibe Chorus Couples Vibrator
An adjustable vibrator worn during sex, with a squeeze remote and an app. Her tamer holds the remote, so he decides when she gets more.
Shop it · $219 →Naughty gifts for couples
They have the toy drawer. Time to upgrade it.
This is where the big splurge gifts live. For the couple who has tried it all, or for the two of you, if this is the year you go all out.
Love to Love Wonderlover Couples Vibrator
A flapping clitoral tongue, a curved G-spot egg and a flexible neck, in iridescent turquoise or berry. Made to be shared.
Shop it · $173 →
24 Day Couples Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2026
A door a day for two, with a Womanizer Liberty 2 and a We-Vibe Sync Lite inside. Start it December 1 and it is a month-long gift. Compare every calendar in our advent calendar guide.
Shop it · $219 →
Engraved Custom Heart Necklace
A dainty heart engraved with any word you choose, from a pet name to something only the two of you understand. Made to order, so order early.
Shop it · $39 →
Liberator Heart Wedge Pillow
A red heart-shaped position pillow that lifts the hips for better angles. The upgrade nobody thinks to buy themselves.
Shop it · $125 →
Strip or Tease Game for Couples
A game that teaches you both the art of stripping and teasing, then walks you through the show of a lifetime. Christmas night entertainment, sorted.
Shop it · $25 →Naughty Christmas gifts for your boyfriend or husband
He says he is on the nice list. He is not.
Funny, a little practical and very easy for him to enjoy. Bigger ideas are in our gifts for him guide.
Arcwave Voy Compact Stroker
A premium stroker with a twist band that dials the grip through 8 levels of tightness. He sets it exactly how he likes it.
Shop it · $90 →
Zero Tolerance Vibrating Ball Cradle
A double-loop ring with a ribbed motor right behind the balls, and a remote for whoever he hands it to. Rechargeable, and very much for him.
Shop it · $72 →
Forto F-22 Cock and Ball Double Ring
One piece of silicone, two rings: a smaller one for the shaft and a larger one for the balls. Simple, stretchy and an easy first ring.
Shop it · $21 →
Ziggy Weed Cock Ring and Bullet
A stretchy vibrating ring with a pot leaf print and a removable rechargeable bullet. For the guy whose favorite holiday is 4/20.
Shop it · $37 →
Shinesty Eggplant Boxer Briefs
One big eggplant printed right where it counts. Everyone knows what it means, and he gets the comfiest pouch boxers he owns.
Shop it · $30 →
The MILF Porn Coloring Book
Twenty-four pages of MILF parody scenes, ready for his markers. A gag gift he will secretly keep.
Shop it · $15 →Funny naughty gifts for friends
They said don't get them anything. You are going to anyway.
Skip the useful stuff and go straight for the laugh. These are cheeky and impossible to be mad about. For more like these, see our naughty white elephant guide.
Pornament Submissive Santa Ornament
A hand-blown glass Santa who is clearly into it. Painted one at a time, and the first thing every guest will notice on the tree.
Shop it · $30 →
Bondage Velvet Stuffy Teddy Bear
A black velvet bunny in a red blindfold, a padlock collar and chained cuffs. Soft, cuddly and absolutely not for the kids.
Shop it · $56 →
Good Girl Rib Tank Top
A fitted ribbed tank with a pink Good Girl heart graphic. For the friend who is anything but.
Shop it · $45 →
Fuck Travel Bag
A holographic purple zip bag with one glittery word across the front. Perfect for makeup, toys or holiday travel chaos.
Shop it · $29 →
Naughty Word Magnets Tin
A tin of 72 dirty word magnets for writing filthy notes on the fridge. Love notes, haikus or roommate pranks, all fair game.
Shop it · $9 →
High AF Coloring Book
Silly psychedelic cartoon scenes, ready for markers. The perfect gift for the friend who colors outside the lines.
Shop it · $15 →How to give a naughty gift on Christmas
Timing is everything. Open the cheeky, family-safe gifts with everyone else, and save the naughty ones for Christmas Eve after the house goes quiet, or for Christmas night once the relatives leave. Wrap anything private in plain paper with no tag, so nobody grabs it by mistake. And if you are both dressing up, match your looks: a Santa costume for her and a pair of cheeky boxers for him is a holiday photo you will never post.
Add a handwritten note to the naughty gift. A line like "for your eyes only" or "open after midnight" turns a toy into a moment.
Shop by budget or type
Know exactly what you want? Every one of our holiday gift guides is here.
Gifts under $25Gifts under $50Gifts under $100Stocking stuffersChristmas lingerieAdvent calendarsBuild a gift basketSo, which list are you on?
If you made it this far, we already know. Pick a gift for the naughtiest person on your list, keep one for yourself, and let Santa sort out the rest.
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