Sexy Stocking Stuffers for Your Girlfriend: A Fail-Proof $100 Stocking She'll Love
By Zoey Unicorn · 7 min read
Most stocking stuffer lists for your girlfriend are either face masks and fuzzy socks, or a link to a sex toy store with a thousand things in it. Neither one helps you pick. This guide does the picking for you: four complete sexy stockings, each one $100 or less, built for where you actually are in the relationship.
Buy the whole stocking, or pick and choose. Each stocking shows its total up top, so you know what the whole thing costs before you start picking.
The fail-proof formula
Every stocking below mixes the same three things:
- Something to do together. A game, a date idea or a massage oil that sets up the night.
- Something to wear. One-size lingerie, or a sized piece once you actually know her size.
- Something just for her. A small toy or treat that is all about her pleasure.
Spend $100 or less, keep every piece small enough to fit, and match how naughty you go to how long you have been together.
Sexy stocking stuffers for a new girlfriend
You just started dating, so you do not know her size, what is in her nightstand or what she is into yet. The goal is flirty, not presumptuous. Everything here says "I think you are hot," and nothing says "here is what I expect." Skip crotchless anything, collars and restraints for now.
Vibrating Penis Keychain Blind Box
$15
A plush dick with a face that vibrates, sold blind so neither of you knows which one is inside. The flirty laugh that kicks off the stocking.
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Love Me Tender Heating Massage Oil
$26
A flavored oil that warms on contact, in cotton candy, strawberry, mojito or vanilla. A massage is the easiest way to say "I want to touch you" without saying more.
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Date Night Dice
$19
Three dice that plan the whole date: what to eat, what to watch and what to try after. Perfect when you are still figuring each other out.
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Dot Mesh and Lace Bra Set in Pink and Red
$10
A pink lace bralette with red trim, a tiny heart pendant and a dot mesh panty. One size, so you cannot get it wrong.
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Sexy Surprise Bath Bomb with Hidden Bullet Vibe
$15
A pink heart bath bomb in strawberry champagne that slowly dissolves to reveal a bullet vibe inside. A self-care night with a surprise ending.
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Clitherapy Horny Jar Warming Clitoral Balm
$14
A warming balm from Bijoux Indiscrets that boosts blood flow and sensitivity in seconds. Pair it with the bullet from the bath bomb and she will thank you.
Shop it →First Christmas together stocking stuffers
Under a year in, the best gifts are the ones you use together. This stocking is about getting to know each other better and trying things that are new for both of you: a deck of date ideas, dice that pick your foreplay, a coupon book that tells you what she really wants, and an ornament that turns into your inside joke every December. By now you have probably learned her size, so the lingerie here is sized.
The Naughty and Nice Dates Kit
$11
104 date ideas split into a Nice deck and a Naughty deck. Your first year of new experiences, already planned.
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Sexy 6 Dice Game for Couples
$12
Six dice and up to 720 combos. Every roll tells you something new about what she likes.
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Sex Checks: Spicy or Sweet Coupon Book
$11
A checkbook of 60 IOUs, half sweet and half spicy. Fill them in together and you will learn exactly what she wants to cash in.
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Pornament Ready Bondage Teddy Ornament
$25
A hand-blown glass teddy in a mask and harness. Your first ornament together, and the inside joke that comes out every December.
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Lace and Satin Bra Set in Red
$21
Red satin cups with black eyelash lace and a matching thong. Sized S, M or L, so check the tag on one of hers first.
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Mini Sweet Bunny Bullet
$14
A lipstick-size bullet printed with cartoon bunnies. Small enough to bring into bed with you and try together.
Shop it →Stocking stuffers for your girlfriend of 1 to 2 years
Now you know her size, what toys she already owns and what she has hinted at. This stocking proves you were paying attention, and it keeps the focus on her pleasure: lingerie in her real size, an upgrade from the toy she has, something sweet to eat off her, and a first taste of sensation play with a blindfold and a mini flogger.
Shegasm Mini Air Pressure Finger Vibrator
$41
Air-pulse suction on a finger loop, so your hand does the work. The upgrade from the bullet she already owns.
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Edible Candy G-String
$11
A g-string made of candy beads, made to be eaten off. Dessert, and it is all about her.
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50 Bondage Positions Card Game
$9
Fifty positions that each add a little bondage. Pick a card and try one you have both been curious about.
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Mini Red Leather Flogger
$10
A 10 inch flogger with red leather tails. Short enough for light, swishy strokes, and a gentle first step into impact play.
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Fluffy Faux Fur Blindfold
$8
Soft faux fur and a gentle band. Take away her sight and every touch from the flogger feels bigger.
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Bow Bra Set
$20
A strappy open-cup bra with satin bows and a matching crotchless thong, in S/M, L/XL or XL/XXL. You know her size now, so use it.
Shop it →Stocking stuffers for a long-term girlfriend
Two years plus, the risk is not getting it wrong. It is getting it boring. This stocking mixes a few things you have not tried yet, like a glow in the dark card game and bondage tape, something that is all about her, and the one gift that only someone who has been around this long can give. The win here is the necklace: put a date, a pet name or your initials on it. It is the jewelry she has been expecting, just a little more fun.
Glow in the Dark Sex! Card Game
$9
Glowing position cards you build into a five-card fantasy, then act out with the lights off. Over 30,000 combos, so the routine never repeats.
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Sebastian BDSM Teddy Bear Keychain
$15
A tiny plush bear in a collar, cuffs and a ball gag. A private joke she can clip to her keys.
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Feathered Nipple Clamps
$18
Adjustable clamps with rubber tips and fluffy black feathers. A soft tickle and a little pinch, all for her. Start loose and let her tell you when to tighten.
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Heart Bra Set
$10
Red mesh with big black heart appliques and a matching panty, in S/M or M/L. Sweet, sheer and very Christmas.
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Engraved Custom Heart Necklace
$39
Engrave up to 7 letters: a date, a pet name or your initials. It is the jewelry she has been expecting, just a little more fun. Made to order, so order early.
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Bondage Tape in Red
$9
Shiny red PVC bondage tape, latex free and 20 meters long. Wrap her wrists like a present, then unwrap her.
Shop it →How to buy lingerie when you do not know her size
This is where most guys get it wrong, so keep it simple. Buy one-size (O/S) pieces in stretch mesh or lace, and choose bralettes over anything with an underwire or a cup size. If you want a sized piece, check the tag on a bra or pair of panties she already owns. When she is between sizes, size up. Too big is a joke, too small is a mood killer. For more help, see our Christmas lingerie gift guide.
Stocking stuffer mistakes that make it awkward
Buying a gift that is really for you. If the lingerie only works for your fantasy, she will notice. Pick pieces she would feel good in on her own.
Going too big, too soon. A huge toy or a full bondage kit for a girl you met in October sends the wrong message. Small and cute wins early on.
Guessing her cup size. Stick to one-size bralettes until you know for sure.
Forgetting the toy needs a charge. Charge it before you wrap it so it works the second she opens it.
Stocking stuffers for your girlfriend: FAQ
What do you put in your girlfriend's stocking?
A mix of three things: something small to set the mood, a piece of lingerie, and one toy or treat just for her. Four to seven small gifts fill a standard stocking.
How much should you spend on stocking stuffers for your girlfriend?
Around $50 to $100 is the sweet spot. That buys four to seven small gifts without competing with her main present. Every stocking in this guide comes in at $100 or less.
Is a sex toy an OK stocking stuffer for a new girlfriend?
Yes, if it is small, cute and clearly for her. A bath bomb with a bullet hidden inside reads as fun. A big realistic toy reads as pressure.
What are naughty stocking stuffers for a girlfriend?
Anything sexy and small enough to fit: lingerie, a mini vibrator, a blindfold, nipple clamps, a sex game or massage oil. Match how naughty you go to how long you have been together.
Shopping for her big gift too? Our naughty Christmas gifts for your girlfriend are in the Santa's Naughty List guide.
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