A plush dick on a keychain that vibrates, sold blind, so you do not find out which one you got until you open the box.
The buzzing is the part nobody expects. Past that it is exactly what it looks like: a small stuffed dick with a face, a hook on top, and a box that keeps its mouth shut. Some of them are grinning. One of them looks like it has had a very long night.
They are built to be collected, which is the entire blind box economy in one small filthy package. If the charms hanging off everyone's tote bags have started feeling a little too wholesome, here you go.
Why this works
- It vibrates. A keychain, that vibrates.
- Blind box. The mystery is part of the fun.
- Collectible, and no two faces are the same
- 4.25 in of plush on a keychain hook
- Clips to a bag, a backpack, a set of keys
- Six colors, plus a rainbow chase that is rarer than the rest
The specs
- Height: 4.25 in
- Material: plush fabric
- Vibrates
- Keychain hook on top
- One plush charm per box, in a color you do not choose
What you get
One box, one plush, one surprise. The standard lineup runs blue, green, orange, black, purple and pink, and each one has its own face. Then there is the rainbow tie dye, which is the chase, and it turns up less often than the other six. Buy a few and you might pull the same color twice. That is the deal with blind boxes and it is also why people buy a few.
Care
Spot clean with a damp cloth and let it air dry. Keep it out of the washing machine and away from the tap, since there is a vibrating unit sewn inside.
Use it for
Bachelorette favors, white elephant, stocking stuffers, bag charms, and the friend who finds this exact kind of thing funny.
FAQ
Can I choose the color?
No. That is the whole point. You find out when you open it.
How does it vibrate?
There is a vibrating unit inside the plush. It is a novelty buzz, not something you would buy as a vibrator.
Is this a sex toy?
No. It is a keychain charm. It is not made for use on the body and nothing about it is sold as body safe.
How big is it?
4.25 in tall, so it hangs off a bag or a set of keys without getting in the way.
Can I wash it?
Spot clean only. There is electronics in there.
Will the package show what is inside?
No. All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package, and the return label will read TWU or shipping department.
