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Hand-blown glass ornament of an orange-brown seated teddy bear in black eye mask, harness, ball gag, and glitter feet.
Side view of hand-blown glass teddy bear ornament showing black harness straps and glitter feet.
Close-up of black eye mask and ball gag on hand-blown glass orange-brown teddy bear ornament.
Hand-blown glass ornament of an orange-brown seated teddy bear in black eye mask, harness, ball gag, and glitter feet.
Side view of hand-blown glass teddy bear ornament showing black harness straps and glitter feet.
Close-up of black eye mask and ball gag on hand-blown glass orange-brown teddy bear ornament.

Pornament Ready Bondage Teddy Ornament

25.00 USD

Pornament Ready Bondage Teddy Ornament hand-blown glass tree ornament, between 5 and 7 inches tall, individually painted and packaged in a two-piece protective shell.

Cheeky Pornament Ready Bondage Teddy Ornament. Orange-brown seated teddy bear in a black eye mask, black X-harness with silver glitter detail, red ball gag in the mouth, and black-glitter rear feet. Each Pornament is hand-blown by a glassblower, individually painted, and runs through a ten-point quality control check before packaging. Stands or hangs between 5 and 7 inches tall (depending on the ornament) and weighs under a pound. Ships in a two-piece protective shell.

Why this works

  • Hand-blown glass, individually painted, each piece slightly varies from the next.
  • Ten-point quality control check before packaging keeps the finish consistent across batches.
  • Two-piece protective shell ships and stores the ornament safely.
  • Sized between 5 and 7 inches tall, under a pound, so it hangs on a tree branch without weighing it down.
  • Plush-meets-kink crossover that flags BDSM aesthetic on the tree.

The specs

Material: Hand-blown glass with hand-painted detail
Height: 5 to 7 inches (varies by ornament)
Weight: Under 1 pound
Packaging: Two-piece protective shell

Care

Wipe gently with a soft dry cloth. Avoid soaking; the painted detail isn't designed for water. Store in the original two-piece protective shell when off the tree. Handle by the metal cap, not by the painted surface.

Use it for

Adult Christmas tree decor, gag gift, white elephant party, kink-friendly holiday display, conversation piece.

FAQ

What is this?
A hand-blown glass adult holiday tree ornament. It's decorative and shouldn't be handled as a toy.

What's it made of?
Hand-blown glass with hand-painted detail and a metal cap with a hanging loop.

How big is it?
Between 5 and 7 inches tall, depending on the specific ornament shape. Under one pound.

Will each ornament look exactly like the photo?
Each piece is hand-blown and hand-painted, so slight variations occur from one ornament to the next. Each goes through a ten-point quality control check before packaging.

How do I care for it?
Wipe gently with a soft dry cloth. Don't soak. Store in the included protective shell when off the tree to keep the paint from chipping.

Is it a good gift?
Yes. Strong fit for white elephant exchanges, kink-friendly holiday gifting, and adult tree decor.

Is it discreet?
All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package. The return label will read TWU or shipping department.