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Suck a Bag of Dicks original rainbow candy bag
Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks candy bag
Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks candy bag
Sugar coated fruity gummy dicks candy in red, orange, yellow and green
Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks bag with size measurements
Suck a Bag of Dicks original rainbow candy bag
Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks candy bag
Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks candy bag
Sugar coated fruity gummy dicks candy in red, orange, yellow and green
Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks bag with size measurements

Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy

7.00 USD
Discreet packaging
Free shipping $75+
Authorized retailer
Real human support
Woman-owned since 2016

Frequently bought together

Our most loved combo

Tell them to suck it, with a bag full of penis shaped candy.

The cheekiest gift for your ex, your boss, or the coworker who will not take a hint. Pick classic rainbow candy dicks, sour ones for someone who earned it, or sugar coated fruity gummy dicks.

Why you'll love it

  • A gag gift that says it all
  • Three flavors: Original, Sour or Gummy
  • Rainbow, fruity penis shaped candy
  • Cheap, funny and perfect for stockings

The specs

Flavors: Original (3 oz, 100+ pieces), Sour (3 oz), Gummy (4 oz)
Shape: penis shaped candy

Use it for

Bachelorette parties, birthdays, breakup gifts, office gag gifts, and stocking stuffers.

Details & FAQ

Product Specifications
  • FlavorsOriginal (3 oz, 100+ pieces), Sour (3 oz), Gummy (4 oz)
  • Shapepenis shaped candy
Care & Cleaning

Store in a cool, dry place away from heat and direct sun. Keep sealed until you are ready to use it.

What is the difference between the flavors?

Original is a 3 oz bag of rainbow candy dicks, Sour is a 3 oz bag of sour candy dicks, and Gummy is a 4 oz bag of sugar coated fruity gummy dicks.

Is it real candy?

Yes.

Shipping & Discreet Packaging

Every order ships discreetly, always. Adult items arrive in a plain brown box or tan bubble-lined envelope with a label that simply reads "Shipping Department." Clothing and jewelry labels read "TWU" and nothing else.

Free shipping on orders over $75. Most orders process in 1 to 3 business days and arrive in about 3 to 7 business days via USPS or UPS. We stock items across several US warehouses, so your order may arrive in more than one package.

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Returns

For health and safety reasons, adult toys, lingerie, underwear, teddies, swimwear and bodysuits can't be returned once they leave our warehouse. Sale items are final sale.

Other items can be returned or exchanged within 15 days if they're new, unused and in their original packaging. If anything arrives damaged, defective or wrong, we'll make it right with an exchange or store credit.

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Questions? Talk to a real human

Not sure if this is the one? Want a recommendation? Email info@thewhiteunicorn.com. A real person reads every message, no bots.

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