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Black ribbed grinding pad with a bulbous textured shaft rising from it
Side view showing the raised nubs on the pad and the angle of the shaft
Underside of the pad showing the suction cup base
The oval remote control with three buttons
The pad and the remote with both USB charging cables attached
Black ribbed grinding pad with a bulbous textured shaft rising from it
Side view showing the raised nubs on the pad and the angle of the shaft
Underside of the pad showing the suction cup base
The oval remote control with three buttons
The pad and the remote with both USB charging cables attached

Playboy Pleasure Sittin' & Spinnin' Vibrating Grinding Pad

130.00 USD

A grinding pad you sit on, with a textured shaft that spins while the pad underneath vibrates. It sticks to the floor so it stays where you put it.

Two things are happening at once here and they are on separate controls. The pad is ribbed and covered in raised nubs, sitting right where you grind against it. The bulbous shaft rises out of it and rotates. Underneath, a suction cup base grips a clean flat surface so nothing slides out from under you, which is the failure point of every ride-on that does not have one.

It runs off a physical remote at up to 35 feet, so you are not reaching underneath yourself to change a setting, and a partner can take over the controls.

Why this works

  • Grinding pad and spinning shaft run at the same time, on separate settings
  • Raised nubs across a ribbed pad, positioned for external contact while you ride
  • Suction cup base locks it to a clean flat surface so it does not shift
  • 3 vibration speeds and 6 rhythms, plus 3 spinning speeds
  • Physical remote with a 35 foot range, so a partner can drive it
  • Fully submersible, so the bath and the shower are both fine
  • Body-safe liquid silicone over ABS, phthalate and latex free
  • Five year warranty

The specs

Height: 4.75 in
Depth: 6 in
Width: 3.88 in
Insertable length: 3.75 in
Insertable diameter: 1.75 in
Vibration: 3 speeds and 6 rhythms
Rotation: 3 spinning speeds
Remote: physical remote, 35 ft range
Material: body-safe liquid silicone and ABS, phthalate and latex free
Water rating: waterproof and fully submersible
Power: USB rechargeable, cables included
Warranty: five years
Color: black

How to use it

Press the suction base onto a clean, smooth, flat surface and check it has actually gripped before you put weight on it. A tile floor, a shower wall, the side of a tub or a hard chair seat all work. Textured or porous surfaces do not. Then straddle it and set your own pace.

Care

Wash with warm water and a mild soap or a toy cleaner before and after use. It is fully submersible, so washing it under the tap is fine, but dry it completely before storing. Water-based lubricant only, because silicone lubricant degrades silicone.

Use it for

Riding and grinding hands free, solo or with someone else running the remote, shower and bath play, and anyone who gets more from external pressure than from internal alone.

FAQ

What surfaces will the suction cup hold?
Clean, smooth and flat. Tile, glass, a sealed hard floor, a tub wall, a hard chair seat. It will not hold on carpet, grout lines, wood grain, or anything with texture. Always test it before you put weight on it.

Does the shaft spin and vibrate at the same time?
Yes, and they are on separate controls, so you can run one without the other or both at once.

How big is the shaft?
3.75 inches insertable at 1.75 inches across. Short and thick rather than long, which suits the riding position it is built for.

What is the pad for?
External contact. The ribbing and raised nubs press against you while you grind, so you get internal and external at once without holding anything.

Can I use it in the bath?
Yes. It is fully submersible, not just splashproof, so the bath, the shower and the tub wall are all fine.

How far does the remote reach?
Up to 35 feet, which is far enough that a partner can control it from across a room.

Why are there two charging cables?
The toy and the remote both charge over USB. Both cables are in the box.

What lube should I use?
Water-based. Silicone lubricant breaks down silicone toys over time.

Is it discreet?
All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package, and the return label will read TWU or shipping department.