The Ultimate Unicorn Sex Toy Guide: Every Magical Toy Worth Owning

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Written by Zoey Unicorn

OKAY. I have been waiting to write this post for literally ever. Like, I run a shop called The White Unicorn. The fact that we sell actual unicorn sex toys is not a bit. We sell SO MANY of them, and I have personal opinions about every single one. This is the guide I would scream at my best friend if she texted me at 1am asking which unicorn dildo she should buy. No judgement, no chill, just receipts. We're going through the glow-in-the-dark ones, the glass ones, the literal cowgirl-themed sex machine, the wands, the plugs with rainbow tails. ALL of it. This is the canon.

The unicorn dildo hierarchy (this is hotly debated)

There are like seven unicorn dildo subgenres and you need to know your subgenre before you buy. First up, glass. The Glass Unicorn Dildo is for people who want their toy to look like an actual museum piece. Glass is firm in a way silicone is not, it warms or chills depending on what you do to it, and it photographs incredibly well, which matters more than people admit. Second, the rainbow silicone genre. The Creature Cocks Enchantress Rainbow Unicorn Dildo lives here, swirled-pour rainbow magic with serious shaft work. The Rainbow Unicorn Dildo from our adult-toys collection sits next to it, slightly more colorful, slightly more chaotic, same general energy. Third, the GLOW genre, which I will get to in a second because it is my entire personality. The thing nobody warns you about with unicorn dildos is that the aesthetic is doing real work. You will WANT to display this toy. You will want to take a picture of it. You will reach for it more than the boring beige toy you bought first because it has VIBES. That is not vanity, that is a known psychological fact about how often we actually use the toys in our drawer. Get the magical one. Use the magical one.

The Creature Cocks dynasty (and yes, the best seller)

Creature Cocks is doing the lord's work in fantasy silicone and I will not be quiet about it. The Creature Cocks Unicorn Dildo is our BEST SELLER for a reason. Iridescent, sculpted, perfectly proportioned for both display and use, and the silicone is that platinum-cure stuff that you can boil to sanitize. People buy it as a gift for themselves and then come back for the Pegasus version, the Enchantress rainbow, or the glow-in-the-dark one when they realize what they've been missing. Speaking of the glow one. The Creature Cocks Glow in the Dark Unicorn Dildo charges under any light source and then lights up in the dark for HOURS. The first time I tried it I genuinely laughed out loud. Use it under a blacklight at a party (with consent and a closed door, obviously) and it becomes an entire experience. I'm not saying it's the right purchase for everyone, but I AM saying if you have a glow-in-the-dark aesthetic at all, this is the one. The Creature Cocks Pegasus Dildo is for those of us who want winged-horse energy. Heavier sculpt, bolder color. If you already own a unicorn dildo and want to expand your stable, this is the next pickup.

The Unihorn wand and vibrator situation

Okay so Unihorn is a brand that builds vibrators that look like little unicorn heads, and I never get tired of telling people about them. The Unihorn Heart Throb Vibrator has these tiny suction beats that pulse, not vibrate, against the clit, and people lose their MINDS for it. The pulsation pattern is unlike anything else in the under-100-dollar vibrator space. It is also extremely cute, which matters when you have to look at your toy on your nightstand. The Unihorn Flicking Vibrator and the Unihorn Flicking Tongue Vibrator both have a little tongue-flicker function that simulates oral sex. The Flicking Tongue version is the more intense of the two and I recommend it for people who already know they like that kind of sensation. The regular Flicking is the safer first buy. For the high-end of the wand world, the Le Wand Unicorn Wand Massager exists and it is a real magic wand with real magic-wand power, wrapped in the most ridiculous and gorgeous unicorn-themed housing. It's an investment, but it lasts forever and the rumble is the deep kind that takes the work out of getting there. If you can only own one luxury vibrator in your life, you could do a lot worse than this.

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Iridescent rainbow glass fantasy dildo with spiraled octopus tentacles and suckers along the shaft, flared round base.

Side angle of iridescent rainbow glass dildo showing spiraled tentacle texture and flared base.

Creature Cocks Enchantress Rainbow Unicorn Dildo

93.00 USD

Pastel purple to blue silicone unicorn horn dildo with twisted spiral shaft and fluted peach-orange flared suction cup base.

Front view of Creature Cocks pastel silicone unicorn dildo, spiral horn shaft fading purple to blue on flared base.

Creature Cocks Unicorn Dildo

96.00 USD

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Front view of unicorn horn dildo in coral-blue-purple ombre with spiral ridges, wing details at base, and black wireless remote

Side view with measurements showing 7.8 inch total length, 6.7 inch insertable length, 2 inch widest diameter, and 0.8 inch tip

Creature Cocks Deluxe Dream Rider Vibrating Unicorn Silicone Dildo

61.00 USD

Glow silicone unicorn dildo, spiral twisted horn shaft in pink, purple, blue on an orange flared suction base.

Side view of pastel spiral unicorn horn glow silicone dildo with twisted ridges and pointed tip.

Creature Cocks Glow In The Dark Unicorn Dildo

56.00 USD

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The rainbow plug situation we need to talk about

Unicorn Tails Butt Plugs are the most aesthetic plug on the market and I will fight someone about this. They come in a rainbow tail version, a pastel pink version, and a pastel purple version. The tail itself is genuinely cute, like, a real tail, the kind of thing you put on for a costume and then maybe leave on for the night because why not. The plug body is body-safe silicone, the base is flared and safe, and the colors are exactly what they should be. The Acrylic Unicorn Paddle is the matching impact piece if you want to lean into the whole vibe. It is small, it stings in a precise way, and the unicorn-shaped paddle face leaves a really cute mark for a few minutes after. I am not saying every relationship needs a unicorn paddle in the drawer. I am saying every relationship with a sense of humor about itself should consider it. We sell out of them around Pride every single year. Pair the plug with a slim water-based lube like the Creature Slime Purple Lubricant, which lives in the same magical universe and will not degrade silicone. Matchy matchy. It absolutely matters.

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Blue silicone Unihorn Mount n Peak unicorn vibrator with a small pointed tongue, next to its rainbow gift box.

Blue silicone Unihorn Mount n Peak unicorn vibrator standing in front of a packaging insert showing the unicorn graphic.

Unihorn Flicking Tongue Vibrator

58.00 USD

Clear cast acrylic paddle in a unicorn-head silhouette with horn, etched mane, and closed eyelash detail.

Clear acrylic unicorn-head paddle held in a hand with pink and black nails against a black satin background.

Acrylic Unicorn Paddle

60.00 USD

Side angle of Creature Slime purple lubricant bottle showing 4 fl oz / 118 mL.

Creature Slime Purple Water-Based Lubricant

17.00 USD

Cowgirl Unicorn Sex Machine

1,495.00 USD

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When you want to go feral (machines, lube, the deep end)

The Cowgirl Unicorn Sex Machine exists. I am still recovering from realizing it exists. It is a literal saddle-mounted sex machine with a unicorn theme. It connects via bluetooth, it has a hands-free app, and it is the kind of purchase you make when you have decided that your sex life deserves furniture. If you are a couple buying one big thing this year, this is a contender. I have customers who tell me it changed how they think about solo time, and I believe them. For everyone else, the kit-builder approach works just as well. A Creature Cocks dildo, a Le Wand or Unihorn for clit, the rainbow plug for the back, the Creature Slime lube to tie it all together, and you have a full unicorn-themed setup on your nightstand for under three hundred dollars. The Creature Slime Lubricant is the unsung hero of this whole post because it is genuinely good lube, water-based, silicone-safe, slick for hours, and it comes in a purple bottle that matches everything. Stop buying random drugstore lube. Get the matching one. It costs the same. And do not be the person who buys the toys and skips the wash routine. Toy cleaner exists. Use it before and after. Silicone outlives you if you take care of it.

So here is your guide. Glow dildos for the freaks (affectionate), glass for the aesthetes, rainbow silicone for the maximalists, Unihorn for the clit-focused, Le Wand for the I-deserve-luxury crowd, plugs for the playful, the sex machine for the brave. Every single one of these is on thewhiteunicorn.com right now and most of them are restocked weekly because we sell through them. If you want one place to start, get the bestseller Creature Cocks Unicorn Dildo, the matching Creature Slime lube, and a Unihorn. That's the starter pack and I stand by it. Now go shop the entire unicorn aisle. You earned this.