The Ultimate Unicorn Sex Toy Guide: Every Magical Toy Worth Owning
OKAY. I have been waiting to write this post for literally ever. Like, I run a shop called The White Unicorn. The fact that we sell actual unicorn sex toys is not a bit. We sell SO MANY of them, and I have personal opinions about every single one. This is the guide I would scream at my best friend if she texted me at 1am asking which unicorn dildo she should buy. No judgement, no chill, just receipts. We're going through the glow-in-the-dark ones, the glass ones, the literal cowgirl-themed sex machine, the Unihorn vibrators. ALL of it. This is the canon.
The unicorn dildo hierarchy (this is hotly debated)
There are like seven unicorn dildo subgenres and you need to know your subgenre before you buy. First up, glass. The Glass Unicorn Dildo is for people who want their toy to look like an actual museum piece. Glass is firm in a way silicone is not, it warms or chills depending on what you do to it, and it photographs incredibly well, which matters more than people admit. Second, the rainbow silicone genre. The Creature Cocks Enchantress Rainbow Unicorn Dildo lives here, swirled-pour rainbow magic with serious shaft work. The Rainbow Unicorn Dildo from our adult-toys collection sits next to it, slightly more colorful, slightly more chaotic, same general energy. Third, the GLOW genre, which I will get to in a second because it is my entire personality. The thing nobody warns you about with unicorn dildos is that the aesthetic is doing real work. You will WANT to display this toy. You will want to take a picture of it. You will reach for it more than the boring beige toy you bought first because it has VIBES. That is not vanity, that is a known psychological fact about how often we actually use the toys in our drawer. Get the magical one. Use the magical one.
The Creature Cocks dynasty (and yes, the best seller)
Creature Cocks is doing the lord's work in fantasy silicone and I will not be quiet about it. The Creature Cocks Unicorn Dildo is our BEST SELLER for a reason. Iridescent, sculpted, perfectly proportioned for both display and use, and the silicone is that platinum-cure stuff that you can boil to sanitize. People buy it as a gift for themselves and then come back for the Dream Rider version, the Enchantress rainbow, or the glow-in-the-dark one when they realize what they've been missing. Speaking of the glow one. The Creature Cocks Glow in the Dark Unicorn Dildo charges under any light source and then lights up in the dark for HOURS. The first time I tried it I genuinely laughed out loud. Use it under a blacklight at a party (with consent and a closed door, obviously) and it becomes an entire experience. I'm not saying it's the right purchase for everyone, but I AM saying if you have a glow-in-the-dark aesthetic at all, this is the one. The Creature Cocks Deluxe Dream Rider Vibrating Unicorn is for those of us who want winged-horse energy. Heavier sculpt, bolder color, and it vibrates. If you already own a unicorn dildo and want to expand your stable, this is the next pickup.
Our favorites:
The Unihorn vibrator situation
Okay so Unihorn is a brand that builds vibrators that look like little unicorn heads, and I never get tired of telling people about them. The Unihorn Heart Throb Vibrator has these tiny suction beats that pulse, not vibrate, against the clit, and people lose their MINDS for it. The pulsation pattern is unlike anything else in the under-100-dollar vibrator space. It is also extremely cute, which matters when you have to look at your toy on your nightstand. The Unihorn Flicking Vibrator and the Unihorn Flicking Tongue Vibrator both have a little tongue-flicker function that simulates oral sex. The Flicking Tongue version is the more intense of the two and I recommend it for people who already know they like that kind of sensation. The regular Flicking is the safer first buy, and honestly either one is a magical little clit toy that will not embarrass you on the nightstand.
The matching accessories we need to talk about
The Acrylic Unicorn Paddle is the impact piece if you want to lean into the whole vibe. It is small, it stings in a precise way, and the unicorn-shaped paddle face leaves a really cute mark for a few minutes after. I am not saying every relationship needs a unicorn paddle in the drawer. I am saying every relationship with a sense of humor about itself should consider it. We sell out of them around Pride every single year. Pair it with a slim water-based lube like the Creature Slime Purple Lubricant, which lives in the same magical universe and will not degrade silicone. Matchy matchy. It absolutely matters.
When you want to go feral (machines, lube, the deep end)
The Cowgirl Unicorn Sex Machine exists. I am still recovering from realizing it exists. It is a literal saddle-mounted sex machine with a unicorn theme. It connects via bluetooth, it has a hands-free app, and it is the kind of purchase you make when you have decided that your sex life deserves furniture. If you are a couple buying one big thing this year, this is a contender. I have customers who tell me it changed how they think about solo time, and I believe them. For everyone else, the kit-builder approach works just as well. A Creature Cocks dildo, a Unihorn for the clit, and the Creature Slime lube to tie it all together, and you have a full unicorn-themed setup on your nightstand for under three hundred dollars. The Creature Slime Lubricant is the unsung hero of this whole post because it is genuinely good lube, water-based, silicone-safe, slick for hours, and it comes in a purple bottle that matches everything. Stop buying random drugstore lube. Get the matching one. It costs the same. And do not be the person who buys the toys and skips the wash routine. Toy cleaner exists. Use it before and after. Silicone outlives you if you take care of it.
The essentials:
So here is your guide. Glow dildos for the freaks (affectionate), glass for the aesthetes, rainbow silicone for the maximalists, Unihorn for the clit-focused, the paddle for the playful, the sex machine for the brave. Every single one of these is on thewhiteunicorn.com right now and most of them are restocked weekly because we sell through them. If you want one place to start, get the bestseller Creature Cocks Unicorn Dildo, the matching Creature Slime lube, and a Unihorn. That's the starter pack and I stand by it. Now go shop the entire unicorn aisle. You earned this.
Complete the cosplay
Because a unicorn moment is not just what is in the drawer, it is the fit. If you are going to ride a unicorn sex machine, you might as well dress like the mythical creature you are. A rainbow bra, a unicorn waist cincher, a full lingerie set, throw one on and suddenly it is not a random Tuesday, it is a whole fantasy. Pair any of these with the toys above and you have got a complete unicorn look, from the horn all the way down.
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About Zoey
Everything in this shop is here because I chose it. I opened The White Unicorn in 2016, I still do all the buying myself, and I have tested most of what I sell. Ten years of answering the same questions is how I learned what people actually need, and it is why I will happily tell you when something is not worth your money.