Novelty soap bar molded as a realistic phallus with sculpted veins and a textured head, vanilla scented. 7.1 inches tall on a 2.9 inch ball base.
Dick Soap with Balls in Vanilla. A solid bar of vanilla-scented bath soap molded into a realistic phallus shape with sculpted veins, a textured head, a sculpted ball base, and a white-soap drip detail down the shaft. Lather works the same as any bar soap, just add water and rub between the hands. Stands 7.1 inches tall with a 1.4 inch shaft diameter and a 2.9 inch ball base.
Why this works
- Functional bath soap, not just a novelty: actually lathers and cleans.
- Realistic sculpted phallus mold with veins, textured head, and ball base.
- Vanilla scent reads as a bakery-warm bathroom smell rather than a typical novelty fragrance.
- Gift-set appropriate for bachelorettes, white-elephant exchanges, and gag housewarmings.
- Stands upright on the ball base so it can sit on a soap dish or shelf as decor between uses.
The specs
Format: Bar soap, novelty mold
Total height: 7.1 inches
Shaft diameter: 1.4 inches
Ball base: 2.9 inches across
Scent: Vanilla
How to use
Wet under warm water, rub between the hands to build a lather, then wash. Pat dry between uses and store on a draining soap dish so the base doesn't sit in water.
Use it for
Bachelorette parties, gag gifts, white elephant exchanges, sexy housewarmings, novelty bathroom display, actual hand and body soap.
FAQ
Is it actually usable as soap?
Yes. It is a functional bar of soap that lathers and washes like any other bar.
Does the shape hold up after a few uses?
The detailed features wear down with use, the same as any sculpted soap. To preserve the shape, set it out as a display piece and use a regular bar for daily washing.
What is the scent like?
Vanilla, sweet bakery rather than perfumey. Easy on most noses.
How do I store it between uses?
On a draining soap dish so the base doesn't sit in standing water. Pat dry after each use to keep the bar from softening.
Is it a good bachelorette gift?
Yes. The size and detail make it a strong group-laugh gift, and it survives as a real bathroom item rather than living in a drawer.
Is it discreet?
All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package. The return label will read TWU or shipping department.
