30-page adult coloring book with original illustrations of baby animals with sweary captions, glossy cover, printed on heavy stock. Adults.
Cute as F*ck Coloring Book. Thirty black-and-white line illustrations of baby animals paired with sweary captions. A mother-effing bunny soft as sh*t, a puppy who cuddles like a bada**, ducks, kittens, and more. The imagery is safe-for-work cute; the language is not. 30 pages of original line-art illustrations to color in with crayons, colored pencils, or markers. Glossy cover, interior printed on heavy paper stock.
Why this works
- 30 original line-art pages, sized for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
- Glossy cover keeps it bachelorette-bag and shelf-friendly.
- Heavy interior stock so heavier markers don't bleed through immediately.
- Adult-only content; reads as a party prop, gag gift, or solo wind-down.
The specs
Format: Adult coloring book
Page count: 30
Cover: Glossy
For: Adults
Use it for
Bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, white-elephant gifts, gag gifts, sexy birthdays, hen-night activities, solo color-and-chill, group game nights.
FAQ
How explicit is it?
The illustrations include nudity and explicit sexual content. Adults. Not for minors and not for the office break room.
What can I color it with?
Crayons, colored pencils, and most markers work. Heavy alcohol-based markers may bleed; test on the inside back page first.
How many pages are colorable?
30 illustrations, one per page. Inside pages are printed in black-and-white line art ready to color.
Is it a good gift?
Yes for bachelorettes, bachelor parties, white-elephant exchanges, sexy birthdays, and friends with a sense of humor. Don't gift it to a coworker you don't know well.
Is it discreet?
All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package. The return label will read TWU or shipping department.
