Pornament Big Balls Claus Ornament hand-blown glass tree ornament, between 5 and 7 inches tall, individually painted and packaged in a two-piece protective shell.
Cheeky Pornament Big Balls Claus Ornament. Shirtless Santa with a fluffy white beard, red Santa hat, red pants, and black boots, holding two oversized gold-glitter ornament balls in front below the waist. Each Pornament is hand-blown by a glassblower, individually painted, and runs through a ten-point quality control check before packaging. Stands or hangs between 5 and 7 inches tall (depending on the ornament) and weighs under a pound. Ships in a two-piece protective shell.
Why this works
- Hand-blown glass, individually painted, each piece slightly varies from the next.
- Ten-point quality control check before packaging keeps the finish consistent across batches.
- Two-piece protective shell ships and stores the ornament safely.
- Sized between 5 and 7 inches tall, under a pound, so it hangs on a tree branch without weighing it down.
- Predictable visual pun cast in hand-blown glass.
The specs
Material: Hand-blown glass with hand-painted detail
Height: 5 to 7 inches (varies by ornament)
Weight: Under 1 pound
Packaging: Two-piece protective shell
Care
Wipe gently with a soft dry cloth. Avoid soaking; the painted detail isn't designed for water. Store in the original two-piece protective shell when off the tree. Handle by the metal cap, not by the painted surface.
Use it for
Adult Christmas tree decor, gag gift, white elephant party, kink-friendly holiday display, conversation piece.
FAQ
What is this?
A hand-blown glass adult holiday tree ornament. It's decorative and shouldn't be handled as a toy.
What's it made of?
Hand-blown glass with hand-painted detail and a metal cap with a hanging loop.
How big is it?
Between 5 and 7 inches tall, depending on the specific ornament shape. Under one pound.
Will each ornament look exactly like the photo?
Each piece is hand-blown and hand-painted, so slight variations occur from one ornament to the next. Each goes through a ten-point quality control check before packaging.
How do I care for it?
Wipe gently with a soft dry cloth. Don't soak. Store in the included protective shell when off the tree to keep the paint from chipping.
Is it a good gift?
Yes. Strong fit for white elephant exchanges, kink-friendly holiday gifting, and adult tree decor.
Is it discreet?
All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package. The return label will read TWU or shipping department.
