White cotton terry hand towel embroidered with "Cum Towel" in black thread across the front face. Machine washable.

Kheper Games Cum Towel. Standard white cotton terry hand towel with "Cum Towel" embroidered in plain black thread on one face. Soft absorbent terry on both sides. Functional bedside cleanup wipe that also reads as a humorous gag gift.

Why this works

• Functional: a real cotton terry hand towel that holds up to bedside cleanup and the washing machine.
• Clearly marked so it doesn't get mixed up with kitchen or bathroom towels.
• Machine washable on a normal cotton cycle.
• Gag gift that's actually useful, unlike most novelty towels.
• White-on-black-thread reads cleaner than busy printed novelty towels.

The specs

Material: Cotton terry
Color: White with black embroidered text
Lettering: "Cum Towel" embroidered in plain black thread
Care: Machine washable

Care

Machine wash on a normal cotton cycle with regular detergent. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. The embroidery holds up to repeat washing.

Use it for

Bedside cleanup, bachelor or bachelorette party gag gift, white elephant gift, kink-friendly housewarming.

FAQ

What's it made of?
Cotton terry with embroidered black thread lettering.

Is it actually absorbent?
Yes. Standard cotton terry construction holds up to fluids and machine washing.

Can I machine wash it?
Yes. Normal cotton cycle with regular detergent. Tumble dry low or air dry.

How big is it?
Standard hand towel sized for folded bedside placement. Refer to the product image for exact proportions.

Is it a good gift?
Yes. Strong fit for bachelor or bachelorette parties, housewarming gifts to kink-friendly friends, or white elephant exchanges.

Is it discreet?
All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package. The return label will read TWU or shipping department.