face jewels
Glitter! So much Glitter!
Rhinestone choker
Glittery Pasties
Rhinestone tights
You can't forget a unicorn horn!
A tutu is always a fun touch!
Pink is my favorite unicorn color!
Mint unicorns are pretty majestic too!
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I love oral sex. However, I’ve never found an oral simulator that worked for me. That all changed with the SONA Cruise by LELO. This clitoral massager works wonders, and while it doesn’t necessarily feel like “the real thing”, the experience itself is unique, magical, and super O-worthy.
Name: SONA Cruise
Type: Clitoral massager, Oral simulator
By: LELO
Hearts: 5 Hearts
Quality: 5 Stars
Naughtiness: 3 Devils
Vibration: 4 Cars
Noise: 4 Bees
I always love LELO toys from the moment I unpack them, and this time was no different. My SONA Cruise is sleek, pretty, and lightweight. It fits securely in the palm of my hand. Packaging comes with the cruise, a USB charger, a satin pouch, a warranty, and instructions. I charged my toy up, using the USB plug at the bottom, and was ready to play!
To use the LELO SONA Cruise, place the nozzle on your clitoris. Then, use the plus button to turn the toy on. The plus and minus buttons can be used to increase the vibration/sucking power. Pressing and holding the minus button turns the toy off. The center button is used to switch between modes. The modes are as follows:
Personally, I like the steady vibration, like I always do. However, that slow wave feels amazing, too! This is the first time I’ve used something other than the strongest standard vibe mode on this toy.
What’s amazing about the Cruise is that it has cruise control. Ever set your vibe to the highest setting and still feel like you need more? You press the toy against you, desperate for that extra pressure. When you do this with the SONA Cruise, it automatically senses what you want and pushes in that extra 20%. This is not the first time I’ve found this feature in a LELO toy, and yet again, it amazes me!
Though this toy is whisper-quiet before you apply it to your body, obviously you’re going to, well, apply it to your body. That’s when things get loud. Definitely don’t use this toy if you have thin bedroom walls. Or do use it, if your roomie doesn’t care or isn’t home! LELO’s website brags that this toy is whisper-quiet, but I don’t believe that. When you apply light pressure, sure… But I definitely had this toy pressed against me to enjoy that awesome cruise control feature!
The Cruise is 100% waterproof, so you can enjoy it in the tub. This is something I plan on doing in the future.
Pros
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I’m obsessed with this oral simulator. I can’t wait to play with it again and again! It truly is not as quiet as I expected, but the awesome power more than makes up for it. If you don’t already have an oral simulator in your toy chest or are looking to upgrade to something newer, sleeker, and more powerful, than the SONA Cruise is for you!
I know all to well the overwhelming feeling of not wanting to take a look at yourself in the mirror. Your afraid to see your messy hair that’s been up in a bun all day, extra weight from having a child, no makeup, the remnants of today’s lunch on your shirt not to mention if you have a child under one and the spit up on your shoulders. Your overworked and under paid and unless you found some sort of magical way to make money off of being a parent at home, than your not paid at all. It’s the hardest job in the world and the most important, yet no-one really knows what its like to stay home all day with these amazing and sometimes insane tiny humans. Your days and nights are packed with feedings, homework, cleaning, being a nurse, cooking, accounting and hostage negotiator. Moms with more than one child will definitely understand the last one. That being said you freakin’ rock!
You are a goddess, a woman with more strength than a herd of buffalo (especially if that said herd was aiming for your children). You once felt sexy enough to create those children and believe me, that inner goddess is inside you. Now to figure out how to bring it out and feel good about yourself. Feeling sexy isn’t just about looks, don’t get me wrong a fresh shower and a little bit of makeup can do wonders to your self-esteem. Vivica A. Fox said “A great figure or Physique is nice, but it’s self confidence that makes someone really sexy.” Figure out what makes you feel sexy and DO IT! Every woman deserves to feel as if she was sent to this world to give and receive pleasure from her significant other, even if it’s a rare occasion you get to be alone. I’m a full supporter of that whole slang saying “lady in the street but a freak in the bed”. Humans in general carry a stigmata that sex shouldn’t be talked about much less explored. But that is becoming less and less the “average” attitude the more we talk about it and the more we accept it to be part of our DNA makeup as humans. Humans crave touch, we crave love and dammit we as women have the most amazing shapes, no matter what size we are. We are prewired for love and affection, we create life and we all have an inner goddess to bring out.
Take your shower, throw on some makeup and that new little silk robe you been dying to slide on and just do whatever it is that makes you feel good about yourself. That is the key that sets the tone for the evening, of course after the kids are fed, bathed and you read Dr. Seuss 5 times in a row to get your little monsters to bed. Now that we laid the ground work, what else is there we can do to spice it up? Don’t fret I have five great ideas that can get your wheels turning and hopefully his gears going.
Do Not Underestimate The Value of Having Toys
Ladies this is a big one, never underestimate the power of bringing out toys. Yea I know, you have spent all day playing with toys, now you have someone asking you to play with toys at night as well. But I promise these toys will actually bring you excitement! There are toys specifically made for the female and than some made for the male. You can purchase something as simple as oils or as extravagant as a sex swing. Here are a few good starter toys that should be in every couple’s bedroom.
Vibrator, Bullet or Dildo. Yes each of these items are used for the same thing, BUT they are different. The Vibrator can start off as cheap as $10.00 and can be as expensive as a few hundred dollars. Well as a matter of fact the most expensive Vibrator ever made was “The Pearl Royale,” created by an Australian Jeweler Colin Burn. Its worth a whopping $1 million dollars ( Picture shown below)! Now that is one very expensive way to get off. But unless your dating Bill Gates, it’s best we stick to the average household purchase prices. Vibrators come in many colors, sizes, materials, with or without the extra “ticklers” and more. They have ones that rotate, vibrate, play music, waterproof and the list goes on. Now Bullets are about the same, however they are more compact. That is why they are called “Bullets,” they are less conspictious as well as more easy packed away. These come in just as many shapes and sizes as the Vibrator. They are my absolute favorite because you can be wearing one and no-one ever know it and they have one’s that can be controlled remotely by a controller or even an app. So imagine this, your at dinner with your significant other and your wearing a Bullet and let you SO turn it on and off or up and down as he or she pleases. Now that is an amazing start to an evening. Than you have the Dildo. Less fancy and none of the bells and whistles included in the other two, but they do come in many colors, skin tones and sizes. You can even make a mold of your hubby’s “man leg” by purchasing the kit from Clone A Willy for $65.
Cock ring-is my next must have item on the list. Me and my husband swear by them. They are great for not just you but for him as well. When purchasing one make sure you take into consideration the size of his willy. These scientifically work by placing them at the base of the penis and in doing that, it cuts off most of the blood from leaving the penis. Therefore making his erection stronger and can even make him last longer. It also makes him much more sensitive to the sensations. You want it tight, but if it starts turning purple or feeling numb take it off immediately and buy a wider one. They come in various sizes and materials, they can even include a small vibrating bullet attached or ones that wrap around his scrotum to ensure it won’t slip off. The benefit for you is it can make him last longer as well as a firmer erection. Trust me ladies, you need one of these.
Check out the Fetish Fantasy Gold Vibrating Cock Ring
Sensual massage oils and lube-is another must have! Who wouldn’t love to get a nice massage to get the blood pumping. “ According to market research firm Iri, Americans plunk down roughly $200 million annually on lube alone, a substance that sort of faces Food and Drug Administration scrutiny but not necessarily in the ways you might expect. That’s because the FDA classifies lube as something “to lubricate a body orifice to facilitate entry of a diagnostic or therapeutic device.” (And if that doesn’t get you all hot and bothered nothing will.)”Find one that is right for you and if things get to messy buy a tarp for the bed!
Try a flavored lube like Wet Cupcake Flavored Lubricant
Handcuffs, rope or other bondage apparatus- I am not talking about major bondage, but having your hands and feet tied down can be very erotic. Not being able to move and just having your partner take the lead or vice versa, you take the lead, is exhilarating. Also if you really feel trusting than pair a blindfold up with these items. When one or more of your senses is hindered the others take over at a heightened state. I prefer rope as it can be tightened and adjusted as well as there is no key to keep up with and hey, you can always use the rope to tie the kids to a chair if they make you nuts (Totally joking)!
Try the Fetish Fantasy Fuzzy Handcuffs Perfect for a beginner and so cute!
Anal Plugs or Beads Ok, I know when you read that some are thinking “No not me” or “Over my dead Body”. But they can be fun and amazing to use. They range from very small or hardly noticeable all the way to you may have to get surgery to fix the gap it will cause. But for the sake of spicing it up, just give them a try and see where it takes you. During sexy time, wear one and you will tell a major difference as well as your partner will. During intercourse wearing one puts pressure on your partners penis from the inside, therefore making things much tighter.
Try the Cloud 9 Anal Plug Kit Comes with 3 different sizes to play with!
No matter what techniques you use to spice your sex life up, just make sure it feels right to you as well as your partner. Never travel outside of each others limits and respect each other’s wishes. Also communication is always key to a happy marriage and happy sex life. Let’s face it you probably crave some adult talk especially if you’re a stay at home mom. I love talking to my little ones, but there is only so much I can take of pretending to be a Unicorn or barking like a dog to entertain my animal loving three year old. Touch each other more, kiss each other more and just communication can make a world of a difference well before introducing my list of must have toys. Find that spark that made you two fall in love to begin with. It’s always there even if its hidden behind a wall you feel you need to chip away at. At the end of the day remind yourself and your partner that you are both great parents and wonderful in your own way!
Written by: Jessica Harman “Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature, than get a puppy”-Barbara Walters
CBD stands for cannabidiol. It is one of the compounds of the cannabis plant. The cannabis plant is most known for creating marijuana and getting high. But there is another cannabis plant called hemp. The difference between marijuana and hemp plants, is that the hemp plant contains less than 3% THC. THC is the compound that is responsible for getting you high. Various strands and hybrids of cannabis plants contain different amounts of CBD and THC.
Medical marijuana often contains high levels of CBD and low levels of THC. This is because research on CBD is showing a healing power. It is showing it can improve anxiety, mood, pain perception, memory, appetite, and sleep.
Laws are rapidly changing on the cannabis plant. Some states allow the purchase and sale of cannabis plant in all its forms. But most states right now are not allowing the sale of the marijuana plant. The good news is CBD extracted from the hemp plant which contains less than 3% is legal in all 50 states.
The biggest this to remember about CBD is it will NOT get you high. Instead, you are likely to feel a more relaxed feeling. And because of that it is safe to drive, work or conduct your daily life.
There are several ways to ingest CBD. CBD oils, CBD edibles, and CBD lotions are the most popular. And depending on the desired effect, we recommend different products. For muscle or joint pain we recommend lotions such as CBD Concentrated Cream For mild anxiety, head aches, stress or mood enhancement try one of the edibles. Such as CBD gummies For more extreme cases of anxiety, depression, or pain we suggest a daily use of CBD oil (coming soon)
How much you should take will depend on your condition, size, gender and metabolism. The average adult will want to take 10MG to 30MG per dose, but everyone is different and more MG or less might be required. I recommend starting small and increasing depending on how you feel. When looking at CBD products read the units carefully. A pack of Hemp Bombs 5 gummies contains 10MG per gummy. So if you eat the whole package you are ingesting 50MG. You can't overdose on CBD, but as anything in life use in moderation.
Research is still in the early stages of CBD but more and more people are taking notice to its healing benefits.
Shop our selection of CBD products here
Note: we are not doctors or chemists. We do not claim we can fix any of your problems. We only offer an option. Its important to do your own research and consult a doctor or the people you trust your life with before beginning any kind of regiment.]]>
Jopen, an adult pleasure company made by women for women, offers quite the selection of toys. Their LUST line is the perfect example, with over 15 different high-quality vibes covering all shapes, sizes, and special features. I had the opportunity to try one of the beginner toys in this line, the Jopen LUST L2.5, a compact bullet massager designed for discreet pleasure on any external erogenous zone. While this vibe is little, its motor delivers powerful vibrations that are a reminder you can never judge a book by its cover.
Name: LUST L2.5
Type: External Massager, Clitoral Vibrator
By: Jopen
Hearts: 5 Hearts
Quality: 5 Stars
Naughtiness: 2 Devils
Vibration: 4 Cars
Noise: 3 Bees
All of 4” tall, the LUST L2.5 is small and light, and resembles a bent finger. Its shaft is thin, sturdy, and slightly curved inward with an angled head and bulbous base for easy gripping during use. Two defined ridges lead up to the head, which has a wider, flat area and rounded tip for pinpointed stimulation. On the front of the base is a control button that’s marked by a small bump, otherwise blending into the rest of the toy. Coated in silicone, this vibe is smooth, but does have a noticeable drag, so it’s worth keeping a good water-based lube nearby to pair it with.
This toy comes locked and only partially charged. It’s recommended to let it charge fully before using for the first time. To do so, simply pierce the cord into the port at the bottom of the base and plug into a USB block. A red light will glow behind the button, indicating charging, and disappear when a full charge has been reached. To unlock (and lock back), you’ll need to quickly press the control button three times. Now it’s ready to be enjoyed! Press the button once to turn on and off, and hold down to cycle through a range of strong, steady vibration intensities. The controls for this toy are different than that of many other vibes – pressing a button to cycle through patterns – so there were a few times in the beginning I accidentally turned it off when trying to up the speed. It just takes a little getting used to.
The LUST L2.5’s sturdy shaft made it easy to keep this toy in place while powerful vibes traveled through to the tip. I liked being able to change placement of the head and tip to experience different sensations, from very pinpointed, to diffused, to a textured touch. One thing I did notice was that while its size is discreet, not all of the settings are. Increasing the speed often meant the motor got louder, so I’d recommend using it with caution when your parents or roommate are around.
The LUST L2.5 is made from our favorite sex toy material, body-safe silicone. In addition to being nonporous and hypoallergenic, it’s super easy to clean and cafe for. After each use, just wash with a mild soap and warm water or a water-based toy cleaner, let air dry, then store in a safe place so as not to pick up lint. The cushioned box this vibe arrives in works great, though if you’d like a more subtle storage option, an individual satiny drawstring bag is perfect.
Pros
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A curved design, with stimulation enhancing details and escalating intensities of vibrations, makes the LUST L2.5 a solid choice! This small, budget-friendly vibe is the perfect travel companion and has a powerful motor designed to please. Its size and simplicity makes it perfect for girls just venturing into the world of sex toys, but experienced users who prefer clitoral stimulation will also enjoy what this massager has to offer.
]]>I first discovered it a few months ago on a kick starter campaign. It is a finger vibe that is expertly designed to fit in your first two fingers perfectly. It comes with a removable tether that is designed to be worn around your finger. This little guy is rechargeable, has a powerful 3 speed motor, is medical grade silicone and comes in two great colors, Jade Green and Coral Orange. One thing I love about this is its a product designed by women for women. And they are a small business just like The White Unicorn. Any time a great product comes from a small business, I am always eager to try it.
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The following review originally appeared on SluttyGirlProblem.com
Get ready to be acquainted with the only, the only, Original Magic Wand (formerly the Hitachi) aka: the one vibrator to rule them all, the holy grail and Cadillac of vibrators, and an untamed beast who’s unrelating vibrations refused to be silenced or subdued. The Hitachi Magic Wand scoffs at other vibrators, maintaining it’s position as the all-powerful, while other vibrators merely quiver in comparison. If my toy box was a cheesy teen movie, all my vibrators would stop talking and turn to stare as the Hitachi slow-motion buzzed into the room.
This is the vibrator for when you’ve already hit the highest speed on your favorite bullet, grabbed the next most powerful vibe in your drawer, finally reached for your imitation faux-tachi, and still have yet to be satisfied. The Hitachi vibrator is the vibe for when you’re already had a LOT of warm up and are ready to pull out the big guns for a finale with a standing ovation.
Name: The Original Magic Wand (formerly the Hitachi)
Type: Personal Massagers, Clitoral Vibes, Vibrators
By: Vibratex, Hitachi Wand
Hearts: 5 Hearts
Quality: 4 Stars
Naughtiness: 5 Devils
Vibration: Beyond 5 Cars
Noise: 5 Bees
Material: Plastic
Special Features: High Quality, Massive, Worth Every Penny, A/C Power, Rumbly Vibrations, Multi-Speed
The Hitachi Wand is, in a word, insane. It is a full foot long, nearly the length from the top of my palm to my elbow, with a vibrating head that is 2 inches tall, 2.5 inches across, and 7.5 inches around – about the size of a tennis ball. It’s not meant to fit inside you, but rather, to externally massage your sore muscles, shoulders, back, and… oh yeah, and if your vulva and clitoris happen to be sore, it’s really great at that, too. At nearly 2 pounds, the Hitachi is by far the heaviest vibrator I’ve come across. You also plug it into the wall, which means it’s not only incredibly powerful but also possibly considered an appliance. (Seriously, insane.) The cord is 6 feet long – perfect for me, but may be tricky if you’re far away from the wall of have a tall bed. It’s entirely made of plastic on the outside, aside from a small metal rim along the handle, which your hand doesn’t even have to touch to control the vibrations. The last of the deers, the vibration and power… which, oh my GOD. How is this even legal?
The controls on the Hitachi vibrator are simple. After all, this is a classic vibrator that’s been around for decades… the one our slut-cestors swore by. A button on the handle controls the only two speeds – high and HIGHER. The lower speed is incredibly rumbly, and more powerful than every vibrator I own. The higher speed is still rumbly (though slightly less) and indescribable. Seriously, words fail me. Their website helps a bit… the lower speed has 5,000 vibrations per minute. The higher speed has 6,000 vibrations per minute. For comparison, the highest level on a washing machine is 1,600 rotations per minute. The vibrations are so powerful that the Hitachi actually needs a cool down period of 30 minutes after just 25 minutes of use. (Not that you’ll need to use it that long to orgasm… I christened it with its first orgasm within a minute… and then another… and another after that.)
These vibrations are INCREDIBLY pleasurable for me… but it’s not something I can just jump into without warm-up. I need to use about 5 other vibrators before using it… or use it over my underwear (hell, even my pants). But once I get going, this is the ONLY vibrator that can give me massive orgasms in rapid succession, with hardly any work on my part. It just doesn’t stop. My partner used it on me, and gave me so many unrelenting, tormented, and forceful orgasms that I cried… cried… from the shock of that much pleasure. That’s never, ever happened to me before. The Hitachi not only gives me the ability to orgasm at will – but the ability to orgasm AGAINST my will when we’re having a bit of BDSM play. The vibrations are truly incredible, unforgettable, and beyond all of my expectations.
Surprisingly, this isn’t a vibrator that makes your hand shake and go numb while you use it (unless you’re shaking from orgasm…). The vibration is most strongly felt in the head, and can barely be felt along the handle, even at the highest speed. Also, the Hitachi is loud, and definitely the loudest thing I own, but I was honestly expecting it to be a lot louder. It can definitely be heard through your door, and maybe even in the next room if your walls are thin, but it sounds more high pitched and electronic. It’s loud enough that you may need to turn up your porn to hear it, but you won’t be cringing and reaching for ear plugs. It’s not the invasive sound I expected.
Women have wondered many things about vibrators – and specifically the Hitachi. Questions like, will it make you go numb? Can it ruin your clitoris / orgasms / sex forever? Can it make you unable to orgasm other ways? Will it damage you forever?! The short answer is no. Vibrators cannot permanently damage or desensitize you permanently (unless it’s a really terrible faulty vibe that has some kind of explosion on you or something). But, just like any other sensation, your body and mind can get used to vibrations – so much so that you “re-train” your brain to get off with them. Just like Pavlov’s dog (drooling when a bell rings at the thought of food) – vibrators can act as a trigger for orgasm, and orgasming with other things may be difficult… especially after you’ve been holding the Hitachi to your clit for a few minutes. But this sensation is only temporary, and goes away after your vagina has some time to rest, or you snap yourself out of your masturbatory routine and try something new to get off. At the end of the day, if you’re orgasming – it’s a good thing, whether it’s from your fingers, your partner, or the vibrator of all vibrators.
For some most women, this vibrator will be way WAY too much. From the high intensity level of the vibration alone, I would say that this vibrator is definitely not meant for beginners. I can imagine that as a virgin to sex toys, my vulva and clitoris would have had quite a shock if this was among the first toys to touch their sensitive little bits. If you’re a women who’s iPhone is about the level of vibration you can handle, steer clear of the almighty Hitachi.
BUT, I think this vibe has wonderful potential for beginners – IF and only if they have tried other vibrators before, and continually find it difficult to orgasm. This classic vibration has been known to make women orgasm over and over again, at will, with hardly any effort at all. In fact, many women who have never had an orgasm before in their life – thank the Hitachi for giving them their very first orgasm, and continually helping them for years to come. For many women, orgasm is a struggle – and having the Cadillac of vibrators at your disposal can bring that mythical fantasy to a reality if you’ve been struggling to reach it. If you’re the kind of girl who’s become frustrated with your fingers, and even toys, the powerful vibrations of the Hitachi just may be enough to finally bring you over the edge.
]]>To stay true to The White Unicorn spirt we wanted anyone everyone to know that we were there to have fun and we don't take ourselve to seriously. So we set the booth up with some eye catching sequin table clothes and a selfie booth in the back. The booth had our favorite blow up doll, an oversized hacci wand, some really creep unicorn accessories and some photo booth signs with fun phrases. Anyone who took a pic in our booth and taged us to social media recieved 15% off their purchase.
On Saturday, when I got to the event space at 9am, the line to get in was already beginning. By the time the doors opened at 11am, it wrapped around the building. And our booth was insanely busy. I could not believe how many people came out. I want to thank everyone who stopped by and a big thanks to those who stopped to take a selfie, you were super fun. Take a look at some pics below. And a list of the best sellers from the show. (just incase you are having buyers remorse)
The top sellers:
BROAD CITY IN THE MOOD LIPSTICK VIBRATOR
When the two of you have the lights dimmed way down low, a couple quick additions to your bedroom can turn that darkness from "enjoyable" to "must-try-again-and-again!". Try some of these products in your next bedroom encounter:
Erotic Candle: Ahh. Let's start with the "tried and true" ambiance-inducer for dark, romantic surprises, shall we? But this one has an erotic twist! The Rainbow Pecker Party is a multi-color candle in, well, the shape of a penis! Light the wick in the dark, and all you'll see is the erotic shape of a life-casted penis. It's certainly a different experience than your standard tealight candles.
Massage Candles: Want your erotic candle experience to be a bit more on the "serious" side? We have what you need for that too. When the wax of one of our massage candle melts, it doesn't just turn into regular candle wax. Instead, it melts into a luscious, warm massage oil. Once the candle is blown out, the massage oil can be drizzled onto your partner's skin and massaged into their sorest (and most erogenous!) zones. The lit candle adds ambiance and a gentle, erotic scent while the warm massage oil will have your partner asking for more.
Light Up Mermaid Clothing: We're sure you've thought about truly surprising your partner, and we're here to make sure that happens. Turn off the lights. Let him/her lounge in bed, and then you...well, you can step out and be the only light in the entire room. With our line of Light Up Mermaid lingerie and dancewear, you get sexy designs that are covered in color-coordinated, bright lights. You will literally be the light of their life. Sound hot? We think so! Check out our Light Up High Waisted Mermaid Shorts, our Light Up Mermaid Bodysuit, our Light Up Mesh Duster, our Light Up Sequin Top, and our Light Up Sequin Mesh Shorts.
Glow-In-the-Dark Pastees: Want to wear your own lingerie but still stand out in the darkness? We have the solution for that too! We carry Glow-in-the-Dark Pastees – which are perfect for what you need. Let the pastees sit out in the well-lit bathroom before you put them on to "charge" the glowing material, and then slick them onto your nipples and step into the dark bedroom. Your breasts will be all that your partner will be able to look at!
Glow-In-the-Dark Condoms: Similar to the Glow-in-the-Dark pastees, you and your partner can have lots of fun with Glow-in-the-Dark condoms! Manufactured to the same standards as regular condoms, these condoms will offer a gentle glow in a dark room - making an erection seem all that much more impressive!
Neon Body Paints: Paint in the dark or in the light - it's your choice! But when those lights go off and you use the included UV pen, all of the neon bodypaints you put on your partner are going to be the most vibrant colors in the room! Consider using the Neon Body Paints to draw lingerie on your partner - or just naughty messages for one another that are easily revealed once the lights go off.
Glow-In-the-Dark Clone a Willy: Let's move onto something a bit more risque, shall we? If you want something to play with when your penis-equipped partner is away, the Clone-A-Willy can fit the bill. While the process to "make" your willy might be very giggle-inducing, having a detailed replica of your partner's package to play with anytime you want makes it all worth-while! While the Clone-A-Willy comes in multiple varieties (including non-glowing options), this particular one offers optional vibrations and night-time glowing material for your finished product.
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]]>While cynical with most things, when it comes to relationships cynicism is so 2005. It’s low-hanging comedic fruit, we all want a loving relationship so let’s stop pretending we don’t for contrarian sake. With that said, as a man I recognize that we can be tough cookies to crack. We’re quite simple, barbaric even in many ways. Our bathing habits could be better, eating tends to be noisier and less refined than our female counterparts, and sex can sometimes be a sweaty mess with jizz everywhere and you longing for your vibrator, ice-cream and a glass of chardonnay.
It is commonly thought that men have a fear of intimacy. Like most things, if it’s been repeated ad nauseum for decades upon decades, there is probably something to it. You’re not going to find a definitive medical study stating such, but most therapists will concur that men more than women in general have more trouble letting their guard down and fully delivering their brutish selves to the opposite sex. So, what’s the deal? Here are some common intimacy blockers:
Pre-“You” Trauma
It’s not you this time, it really is him. Previous relationship trauma can leave us scarred for the next gal, and this sucks for everyone involved. While this is obviously not solely a guy issue, being cheated on, having an absent partner or parent, abuse or worse can be a real deal breaker when it comes to forming something new.
There is no uncomplicated way around this one. If you’ve got a guy, a good guy, a guy that listens, fucks you well, can cook something that involves an ingredient from the ground or a tree, and is generally a nice dude, he’s a keeper. If he went through something painful prior to you, get in therapy. You can talk it over til the cows home, but unless you have a third party to traverse this emotional highway with you two as a couple his intimacy fears will stick around like a persistent genital wart. By the way, they’re persistent because they’re not pimples, they’re fucking genital warts. Get that shit taken care.
OCD or worse
Sometimes fear of intimacy comes from an actual mental health issue. OCD, depression, paranoid features, while these sound like things that can be vetted out prior to launching into a relationship, we’re good at hiding shit, so watch out. In all seriousness though, it’s not like we seek to purposely hide these things. We’re afraid (see a pattern here) that if we tell you you’ll leave.
Now, you very well might leave which would make you a terrible waste of skin. But besides that, these are issues that again can be managed and controlled to the point where you would barely notice the symptoms. But again, this takes work, an investment in “us,” and lots of dudes have low esteem when it comes to valuing themselves with a mental health diagnosis. Again, if he cooks with vegetables, licks your pussy at a 7 or above on a scale to 10, but washes his hands incessantly and occasionally locks himself in the basement for fear of the coming spider apocalypse, while the latter is certainly grounds for fleeing the country with all your possessions as quickly as possible, take this to a therapist. You will be surprised how many basements never get used again after a good therapist gets in the mix.
The secret addition
Lastly, some dudes have some secrets they don’t want to get out. And they in turn fear that an intimate relationship will end up revealing said addiction which will ruin everything. Fucking everything! Some addictions are clear deal-breakers – sex with anything that can’t speak English (or any other recognizable language for that matter), extreme paint huffing, coin collections with the sole purpose of smelling and licking them, or any combination of these three. But lots of addictions aren’t all that harmful and even if he smells and licks coins, why can’t you talk these things over?
Again, this comes back to our insecurities, so it really is us and not you. But we need you to assure us that you won’t leave. That is the worst, being left. Our fear of intimacy comes from the unknown, and what we would do without you. So, a lot of times youporn is just easier and less complicated.
But we want real vaginas and assholes to tickle, and pretty, long hair to touch and beautiful eyes to look at us. We really do which is why if you suspect any of the above in play (outside of the non-English fucking), work on it, and do it with a professional. That’s why they put themselves in debt, to counsel us and pay monthly payments to Sallie Mae for the rest of their lives.
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Finding toys that will work for you and your partner just requires that you think ahead about what you both would like to experience. Since some kits will likely have toys that the two of you don't need or want, buying individual toys is the way to go, and it will give you control over finding the specific items that work best for your bodies. Feeling a bit confused as to where to start? Consider some of these popular options:
Magic Wand Massager: While the Hitachi Magic Wand earns its reputation for being an intense clitoral vibrator, most people don't know that it works just as well for people with a penis as well. The spot just underneath the head of the penis can be extremely sensitive - and it can respond orgasmically to vibrations. No matter what body you have, an intense vibrator can be pleasurable.
Tokidoki Single Speed Wildstyle Finger Ring: Don't want intense? That's okay. Consider something like the Tokodoki Finger Ring vibrator. A lot less intense in power, this vibrator can be strapped onto a finger for targeted pleasure. Whether you want to hold this vibrator against yourself or your partner, against a clitoris or a frenulum, it has a bright design that's hard to lose and offers softer, travel-friendly vibrations that can be moved anywhere your finger goes.
Fetish Fantasy Bondage Tease Kit: Priced for beginners, this kit's lack of any genital-specific items will make it a good choice for couples of all body types. Enjoy the slight sting of the flogger, or enjoy the sensual, teasing touch of the feather or the metal chain. Playfully restrain your partner with the fluffy handcuffs - or take away their vision with the included satin blindfold.
Neon Bondage Tape: No matter your sexual identification, you can still fall in love with playful and colorful bondage! The Neon Bondage Tape is available in purple, pink, and blue colors, and you can mix-and-match the rolls for a vibrant restraint system. Pleasure Tape doesn't stick to the skin (only to itself!), and if unwrapped and stored carefully, it can be reused again and again.
Couple's Raging Bull C-Ring: If you have a penis, feel free to strap this stretchy little toy right on! However, if you're playing without a penis, consider adding this vibrating ring to the base of any of your favorite dildos or insertable toys. Not only will it add vibrations exactly in that specific area where you want them, but the soft texture of the toy can add more sensation when rubbed against the skin.
Sexpirements Bling Cuffs: A little bit of "bling" can take your average-looking bondage items into something more stunning, and that's exactly what these cuffs will give you! Including two snap hooks, you can connect these cuffs to each other, other bondage items, or just some furniture around your house.
King Cock Squirting Cock: All types of couples can get behind a squirting dildo. Use the dildo's squirting feature to easily and deeply apply lubricant or use it for a "surprise" sensation anytime you want. Make your own at-home solution, use the included Jizzle Juice, or use the toy's ejaculating feature to squirt lubricant.
B-Vibe Rimming Plug: Perfect for everyone who enjoys anal (because everyone has a butt!), the B-Vibe Rimming Plug can become a couples' favorite toy. Controlled by the wireless remote control, you can let your partner take charge of the vibrations and the intensity at any moment - even while in public! The Rimming Plug, while providing the most sensation, is also the largest of the B-Vibe line. Consider the B-Vibe Novice or B-Vibe Trio if you're new to anal pleasure or prefer smaller toys. The B-Vibe manufacturer is known for high-quality wireless connections that do well for your public adventures, so this toy can quickly become a little kinky treat!
Playful Tails! Whether you want to go with the Unicorn Tails or a fluffy Tailz Plug, playing with a tail can be a universal way to enjoy yourself. Pick a tail that looks pretty with a plug that seems like a good size for you, and enjoy the feeling of having a swishy, moving toy attached to your backside. It looks pretty sexy too!
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But most dudes will not talk dirty or sext, etc on their own. They need to be coaxed into the deal, and that’s where the lady typically comes into play. I say this because while a bit reticent at first, sexting and dirty talk has the potential to bring the relationship to a whole new level. And this doesn’t necessarily relate only to those situations when you are apart. Living in the same city, seeing your significant other every 3 to 5 days, the time in between is a gold mine for some naughty back-and-forth, and who doesn’t enjoy a little of that?
Messaging
Nowadays it starts here. I know so many couples that send raunchy shit to each other on the daily, and more than anything it cracks them up. But it can also get really hot. My first suggestion, start with a pic. A shameless plug, but the gear on this site is as hot as it gets, and the Whisper Sweet Nothings Cropped Cami Bralette, ladies, one pic of this on you to us will jumpstart the back-and-forth you’re looking for quite efficiently.
Next, it doesn’t need to be some drawn out affair, a simple, “thinking of you,” or “can’t wait til Friday” is enough. He’ll respond, trust me, and then you can slowly devolve into semen-tossing and the like.
Phone
Ok, here is where it gets a bit more complicated. Getting back to my initial point, we’re not overly creative (us men) when it comes to dirty talk either over the phone or in-person. Not sure why but it usually feels corny, and we’re physical, in general. Seeing and touching is what typically turns us on the most so “talking” about how we’re going to lick your pussy usually falls in the “unnecessary” category. We’ll just do it at that moment or once we see you – done and done.
We know this isn’t what you’re after which is good news for you. We’re open to dirty talk but need some help getting there. The best way to jumpstart this is initiate with a “I was thinking back to when …” statement.
“Brad, I was thinking this morning back to last Thursday. Remember how hot last Thursday was? You went down on me and I swear I was going to faint, your tongue is a fucking wizard in disguise. I can’t wait til this weekend, I’m going to show you how much I appreciated that.”
You have our full, undivided attention at this point. Like, we could be in the middle of an important sales presentation, at our uncle’s funeral, reviewing the last safety procedures before launching to outer space, and we’d need to step aside and respond …
“Oh my God, it was super hot, I loved it. You make me so horny, I fucking love you.”
See where this going? The response is infantile and raw, and that’s us at our core. Here is where you need to coax the gold out of the mine …
“It’s only Wednesday, I can’t wait to see you, Brad, I need to hear what you’re going to do to me. Start with taking my shirt off, please …”
This throws the ball squarely into our court. Warning, don’t expect some overly eloquent response. It will probably be brutish once again, but once you get him going you can take it back-and-forth with answers like, “I love when you lick me, did you like licking me,” or “your cock barely fits in my mouth, how you going to jam it in again.”
I am not 100 percent positive my various significant others read posts like this prior to engaging me, but this tactic was utilized and it worked wonders on me. I became much more confident and less afraid to express myself both over the phone and on messenger, and if we know you’re not going to turn around and tell your friends how lame we sound, we’ll stay engaged.
]]>However, despite all of these benefits, the anal area just isn't as often-explored as other erogenous zones of the body. On occasion, it's due to myths about health, but usually, it's due to nervousness and worry about playing in what many consider to be a "taboo" place. Luckily for you, playing with the anal area isn't too difficult. In fact, if you follow the basic tenants of "nothing sharp, everything needs a base, and use lots of lubricant", you could be set for your first anal experience without reading even one more word of this article.
For those that really and truly like to be prepared, though, here's what you need to do:
Preparation: A lot of people are worried about potential embarrassing messes when playing with the anal area. No matter how much cleaning and prep-work you do, you have to accept that you'll occasionally have a bit of a mess. Not a lot, mind you, but a tiny brown spot on a toy will occasionally happen no matter how clean you are. It won't be anything that ruins bedding. That being said, the body can play with anal play anytime and anywhere. There's no "need" to do any of this prep-work. To reduce the likelihood of that small mess, though, make sure to eat a good diet. A high-fiber, healthy diet with regular movements will reduce the likelihood of this happening. Having had a solid movement within 4-12 hours prior is also a good idea. The likelihood of any messes goes down with smaller toys or fingers, so if you only plan to play with toys that are 3" in length with a small width, you'll very rarely encounter messes.
Find a Toy/Partner/Finger: Now you just need to know what you'd like to play with. Remember that your item doesn't have to be inserted. If you're more comfortable with just touching the entrance or playing with a vibrator around the entrance, you can definitely do that - and it will still feel great. If, or when, you're ready to insert something, you'll already know how pleasurable this area can be. If you're playing with someone's fingers, make sure their fingernails are very neatly trimmed. If it can be felt when the fingers are run along the facial cheeks, it will most-definitely be felt internally. This area is particularly sensitive to sharp sensations. If selecting a toy, make sure it has a flared base that will easily stick outside of the body and keep your anal toy from sliding into the body. Don't forget to grab the lube bottle too!
Use Lots of Lubricant: This is the most-important tenant of any part of anal play. Lube, lube, lube! The vaginal area is self-lubricating, but the anal area isn't. And no, you can't just steal some of the "lube" from the vagina for use in the butt. The butt requires a lot of lubricant to be entirely pleasurable. Use a bottle of lubricant designed specifically for sex. Water-based, silicone-based, or oil-based: it doesn't matter unless you're using a silicone sex toy or using latex barriers. (Silicone-based isn't compatible with silicone toys and oil-based will damage latex barriers) Thoroughly lubricate the entirety of the toy or object that you're inserting. Use your fingers and lubricate the entrance into your body as well.
Take Things Slowly: Once you've started, there's no reason to be afraid to take things slowly. In fact, taking things slowly is the best way to ensure you'll enjoy yourself. The butt requires very gradual stretching and movement until you're accustomed to all of the sensations it can provide. Don't be afraid to stop what you're doing and just let your body get accustomed to the size of the toy you're playing with. It's not odd to pull the toy out slightly if things get a bit too intense. Just remember that every step of this should feel pleasurable. If it doesn't, stop or modify what you're doing.
Clean Up: While this seems self-explanatory, you need to remember your toy/object will be introduced to more bacteria after play than other parts of the body. For that reason, make sure you give your anal toys a very thorough wash with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. If you're particularly adverse to touching toys that have been inside the butt, remember that you can always use condoms (including your old, expired ones on non-biological toys) for toy use for easy clean up or gloves for your hands.
So what could anal sensations feel like? Well, they should feel good! That's the base of any enjoyable sexual activity. Gentle touches around the entrance to the butt will feel similarly to the enjoyment you get from other erogenous zones such as the nipples or sensitive areas of the genitals. Penetration will feel a bit different, though. Many vagina-bodied people say that penetration in the butt feels a lot more like "stretching" than most standard-sized toys that go into the vagina. (The same stretching can be achieved vaginally with above-average sizes) This should not be painful, however. It will definitely feel different, but the stretching sensation is intense enough in some people to easily cause an orgasm while playing, so it's a good feeling - not a bad one.
If you ever feel any intense, sharp pain, though, stop what you're doing! In most cases, it means that you've inserted too much too quickly. If it's a large toy, consider a smaller toy or starting with your fingers first. If it's a toy with a varied size (as-in, it gets thicker towards the base), pull the toy back a bit and allow your body more time to get used to a smaller size before you continue. Remember that there's no shame or problem in staying where you're at or quitting for the day. Your body probably doesn't feel up to running a marathon or eating a banquet every single day of your life - it's the same with anal pleasure. Some days, you're just not going to be able to go as far.
Don't worry; if you're a beginner wondering what toys would be best for your first purchases, we have you covered. One of the most-important aspects to your first anal toys is the size. While it might seem fun to select toys that are thick or realistic-looking, remember that your body isn't used to that size. Instead, stick to toys that are 1" in thickness or smaller. Don't forget the other rule of anal play: "make sure it has a base"!
Consider these toys for your first escapades:
Booty Bling: A gemstone on the base of this plug partnered with its slimmer size makes it a good choice for beginners.
Tailz Rainbow Anal Plug: While you're going to have to take this one slowly due to its larger size, who doesn't want to have a fun tail to play with? If you have the patience to go slowly with this plug, you might find yourself excited to finally have a swishy tail.
LELO Bob: Designed specifically for prostate pleasure, this slim, understated plug works well for male-bodied beginners hoping to explore their p-spot.
Are you hoping to build-up to anal sex with your partner? Due to an influence of porn and just the standard response to want to try new sensations, many guys are interested in having anal sex with their partners. If your partner is one of them, you can feel comfortable in knowing that this article provides everything you'd need to know to explore that step. Be aware that going from anal novice all the way to penetration with a biological penis is what tends to cause pain and discomfort in most first-time beginners. Very few beginners will be comfortable with such an extreme change in size all at once. Instead, take the tips from this article and begin with small toys and fingers. Over the course of a month or two of regular, smaller penetration, you can begin to work your body up to larger items until you feel comfortable enough to try anal sex. Make sure your partner understands the importance of patience, and you both have used a large amount of lubricant before attempting.
And if penetration just isn't doing it for you? There's no reason to worry! I don't want you to feel like you're going to be missing out on all of the enjoyment that anal toys can provide because you won't. The external area of the butt is just as pleasurable as the interior. Consider using a vibrator or a finger to just lightly touch the entrance to your butt. Add a bit of lubricant, and the slick, sliding sensation can cause an orgasmic sensation all of its own!
Still not doing it for you? Don't do it any more unless you want to. We never want anyone to feel pushed into doing activities they're just not into, and if anal pleasure and anal sex don't seem like something you enjoy, there's no reason to keep doing it. Sex should be all about feeling pleasure and enjoyment - not "fulfilling obligations". Do what makes you feel good, and don't let someone pressure you into something you've tried and disliked. That being said, you might want to consider giving it a try again in the future to see if things have changed. The human body's tastes certainly change on a regular basis - whether it be for sexual activities or just for dinner.
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About The Mermaid Parade:
A completely original creation of Coney Island USA (the not for profit arts organization at 1208 Surf Avenue), the Mermaid Parade is the nation's largest art parade and one of New York City's greatest summer events.
A celebration of ancient mythology and honky-tonk rituals of the seaside, it showcases over 3,000 creative individuals from all over the five boroughs and beyond, opening the summer with incredible art, entrepreneurial spirit and community pride. The parade highlights Coney Island Pageantry based on a century of many Coney parades, celebrates the artistic vision of the masses, and ensures that the summer season is a success by bringing hundreds of thousands of people to the amusement area in a single day.
The MERMAID PARADE specifically was founded in 1983 with 3 goals: it brings mythology to life for local residents who live on streets named Mermaid and Neptune ; it creates self-esteem in a district that is often disregarded as “entertainment”; and it lets artistic New Yorkers find self-expression in public.
Unlike most parades, this one has no ethnic, religious, or commercial aims. It’s a major New York holiday invented by artists! An American version of the summer-solstice celebration, it takes pride of place with West African Water Festivals and Ancient Greek and Roman street theater. It's features participants dressed in hand-made costumes based on themes and categories set by us. This creates an artistic framework on which artists can improvise, resulting in the flourishing of frivolity, dedication, pride, and personal vision that has become how New York celebrates summer.
This program is supported, in part, by public funds from the New York City Department of Cultural Affairs in partnership with the City Council.
In this instance, I will be referring to the 1 guy/2-gal threesome. Let’s jump into it, shall we:
Broaching the topic
This might be the toughest. Guy or gal, you better be relatively sure that if you bring up the idea with your significant other, they will consider it. Like those youtube videos of dudes proposing at basketball games with the mascot, and the girl either not saying “yes” outright, or worse, running off the court. These are things you want to avoid. Prior to popping the threesome question, I suggest playing around with the topic weeks or months ahead of time. Pick some moments when you’re both out and have had a couple drinks to joke around with it a bit. You will see quickly based on his/her reaction if this project is going to get off the ground or not.
No friends
Assuming you get a lukewarm to warm feeling on the whole deal, the next step is picking that third wheel. Take giant, porn-size cock and load notes here – NO FRIENDS! Do not pick a friend, please, no matter how enticing. This is where everything could easily derail and leave you both out in the cold. If it’s the guy picking, he will more than likely pick the friend he would fuck if you weren’t around.
And if you’re the gal picking, you’re not picking that skank Judy who is constantly flirting with your man and you know would suck his dick if you turned your back for a split second. Friends in threesomes are a perfect way to end a friendship forever. Steer clear.
But yes, to an acquaintance
We’re not going the opposite of a friend, which would be some stranger off the street. What I suggest is the acquaintance. A friend of a friend is the best route, or even someone you casually run into every 4 months or so. Here is where you don’t run the risk of ruining a relationship, but you’re relatively sure the person you select won’t extract your kidneys or drain your cat’s blood afterward. The acquaintance is the way to go with the threesome, and half the fun will be reviewing this list together with your mate.
The big day
Once the acquaintance has been approached, and assuming you weren’t slapped across the face or told that the person would rather eat their own vomit than see you nude, you’re well positioned to get this moving. Everyone knows that nerves will be high. As such, I highly suggest keeping this fun and informal. You’re going to need some adult novelties, creams are always nice, perhaps a dildo or two, save the strap-on for a further date, but do grab some lingerie. In fact, that should have come first. Make sure all parties have something nice and sexy. I’m a huge proponent of the bodysuit for you gals, this will heat the evening up right.
Here is where I tell you not to be selfish, spend equal time on all parties involved, etc. But that should be a given, do what comes naturally, but know there is now another person in the mix and do your best to make sure she/he is comfortable.
The minute after
Ok, you’ve all exploded, or least attempted to. This might be the most important tidbit to take note of. The invited guest, under no circumstances, should spend the night. That person needs to crawl back to the dirty hole they came from (I kid), but they need to go home. This get-together, should it occur again, needs to be just that, a get-together. No going out for coffee the next day, dinner, what have you. The healthy way to manage this is you get together to all fuck every now and again. Period.
Keeping this as the rule will give you a shot at a hot threesome when you need/want it while maintaining the integrity of the relationship. And lastly, there is a common fear, especially in the scenario of 1 guy with 2 girls, that the guy will end up falling in love and/or simply leaving to be with the new partner. This in my experience is highly unlikely. Most dudes who engage in threesomes with the happy consent of their partner honestly end up appreciating their mate even more. This is a big “trust” step, and us guys recognize that. Don’t let this take away from an otherwise super-gratifying experience. Nobody is going anywhere, except the kitchen for a couple hot-pockets and a Tab. Happy “acquaintance hunting!”
]]>I am always so excited for clitoral vibrators because they are most likely the golden ticket to my personal pleasure. I opened the Muse Massager from it’s sleek black box which had a small light, bunny like vibrator. I looked at tiny toy wondering how something so small would stimulate so much. Do not be fooled. I was pleasantly surprise. This Muse Massager definitely makes me feel myself in multiple ways.
Name: Muse Massager
Type: Clitoral Vibrator
By: NS Novelties
Hearts: 5 Hearts
Quality: 5 Stars
Naughtiness: 2 Devils
Vibration: 3 Cars
Noise: 2 Bees
Materials: Silicone and ABS Plastic
Special Features: Flexible, Water resistant
Who needs a partner when this new bunny will do the trick? First and foremost, this toy is adorable. It looks exactly like a cute little bunny with ears, eyes and all. The eyes blink blue when it is charging which takes only an hour. The eyes will stay bright blue when it is fully charge and will last full 2 hours of fun. Plus, it is rechargeable so that fun is never ending. The silky smooth material, which is silicone and body safe plastic, gives this tiny friend a luxurious feel. But most importantly, this clitoral vibrator is small enough to fit perfectly in the palm of your hand but strong enough to make you feel special all over.
The Muse Massager’s two bendable ears hit the clitoris together or flexible enough to target multiple areas. Beyond just a vibrator, this toy can be used with a partner as a nipple or ear pincher. It is perfect to hop around to stimulate all areas of intimacy. Did I mention it is also water resistant? Yes, that means shower time is now play time.
The flexible ears of this vibrating bunny is where the motors are. There are 3 different vibrations and 7 various pulsations to make you feel all the feels. The three intensities range from light as a toothbrush, buzz like a bee, and fast but furious. The 7 pulsations are: 3 levels of steady stimulation, quick pulses, quick pulses variation, long pulses, and a slow to fast rollercoaster. No matter if you are super sensitive or need a strong kick to your solo time, this toy is perfect.
Pros
Cons
This toy is perfect for beginners who are new to vibrators or those who want a toy that can double for partner play. I love the way the bunny targets the clitoris and the ears are flexible to stimulate different areas. Not to mention, I get to have fun in the shower by myself or with my partner. I 100% recommend this toy to anyone who needs a multi function toy or loves to stimulate the clitoral area. Plus, it is adorable; the perfect bunny for the perfect O.
Marriage is a wonderful thing, assuming it works and all. But sex that first night (it’s technically 99% of the time the next morning) can be a little weird, right? You’ve been girlfriend/boyfriend, have humped a lot in your relationship, but this is different. This woman, from the guy’s perspective, will now more than likely be the mother of your children. Do Mom’s ask for fingers in their ass? Do Mom’s take loads to the face? Do Mom’s lick your taint and lie that they love it?
All of the above might be a big “thumbs up,” but here is where a piece of guy’s advice is valuable. We don’t want any of the above on wedding night sex. While we don’t want to take the kinkiness out of the relationship, ever, wedding night sex is a symbolic projection into the future. So with that said, here are some tips.
I’ve been to enough weddings where post ceremony, the heels come off, some cheeseball version of white-on-white Sketchers come on, and then cue up the INXS cover band. Ok, this will occur, no fighting it, but don’t also swap out the wedding dress for something more comfortable. You know why? Because later that night we want to lift the dress up and put our penis in you, flowing tail and white feathers and all. But more on that later.
This is a big issue, and more on the guy’s end. So when I say “don’t puke,” that also means monitor the groom’s drinking so he doesn’t end up throwing chunks that evening either. His friends will want to do shots all night, your friends might want to do the same. But they have nothing to lose – they won’t be spending time with your Great Aunt, dancing in front of hundreds of people, nor taking photos that will be further analyzed by your catty cousins for decades to come. You need to keep your wits about, and puking for either one of you will result in shitty or no sex that night. And that’s not what we’re looking for here.
Ok, now we´re getting to it. You should have already shed those 8 pounds prior to the big day, been running at least 4 times a week, and eating like a fucking vegan rat. Your body might be at its peak condition, so make the most of it. Stay flirty with your man throughout the evening. Little gestures, whispers in his ear like, “I can’t wait for you to enter me later,” this shit is hot. Giving him a wink from across the room, making eye contact with that “come hither, I’m going to suck your dick” look while you dance with your Dad, we love that.
And second, for our male readers, stay flirty with her as well. Tell her how hot she looks, use the “love” word, do things you’ve seen romantic leading men do in movies. This stuff doesn’t come naturally to us, so recall a movie scene, one that made you fall into a coma but you knew she was crying during, and reenact it. In fact, have this loaded up in your head prior to the big night. That’s a veteran move and one that will pay big dividends.
I’ve been there, married and what not. I went through the ceremony, etc., and calling it a night is one of the toughest calls you can make all night. Everyone wants to spend time with you, talk nonsense, get sentimental, it can be quite a grind. As a collective couple, predetermine between the two of you when to call it a night so you can slip away to fuck.
Now, I’m going to say something controversial. I fully accept leaving without advising your guests. Here’s the thing, you make a giant show out of your imminent departure, and you will be stuck for at least the next hour, trust me, shaking hands, exchanging sloppy cheek kisses, alongside awkward hugs and handshakes with your nephew who thinks he’s the next Eminem. I am all for sneaking away, which by the way, nobody will judge you for. Know why? Because at this point in the night, everyone is bombed and definitely aren’t thinking about you. So fix a time, hit the meeting place, and get to work.
Now on to the big event. I highly, HIGHLY suggest getting some oil and creams for this evening. Massage oil, sex oil, whatever you want to call it, have some on hand. It’s been a big night and your clothes are bugging the shit out of you at this point. Get naked, get into some massage work, be overly generous with the oils, they’re there to be spilled on your perfect bodies.
Second, have some sandwiches from room service available. You’re probably hungry, but don’t go in on a lasagna or a t-bone. Get some light food in you so that you’ve got some stamina for the upcoming 9 minutes. Here is where your instincts will take over. Recall all the flirty gestures throughout the night, how she twerked to the obligatory Beyonce “Put a ring on it,” the way your cousin grabbed the waiter’s package. All these are great images to get hard/wet to.
Now, you’re naked, but like I mentioned earlier, your husband wants to fuck you with the dress on. So here is where you stand-up, exit, and re-enter with that beautiful piece of craftsmanship that you will never wear nor see again. Lift it up, rub your pussy on his face, and then bend over. He will cherish this moment forever.
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On the flip side, however, we know exactly how uncomfortable sex can be without the proper foreplay - and nobody wants sex to be uncomfortable! Your partner isn't a mind reader - and if he is, feel free to introduce us because that sounds great! For everybody else, though, while you're worrying that you may not have had enough foreplay, your partner may be worrying that he's boring you with too much. Or he's just so turned on by the thought of you that he's having a hard time taking it slowly. No matter the reason, you might find that your partner is pushing towards intercourse before you feel like your body is fully prepared for it.
Did you know that the vagina responds to arousal? I'm sure you've heard lots of jokes about how quick men orgasm, but there isn't usually much of a focus on the female side of things. When your brain and body start to react to arousal and stimulation, the vagina will begin to lubricate itself (usually known as "getting wet"). During this time, the vaginal canal actually lengthens and expands as well. As the arousal continues, the vagina may become more sensitive to pleasure - as well as the clitoris. If your body doesn't reach these later stages of arousal, penetration might not be pleasurable - and might be downright uncomfortable!
Luckily for you, the "key" for this is usually just more foreplay and time to feel aroused. Barring particular health issues that some women face, most women just need more time during foreplay - time that many couples aren't spending! Especially if your partner is particularly "endowed" in a certain area, your body just needs more time to get aroused and ready for sex than someone who only has to worry about a penis. That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
Of course, the most straight-forward way to make a change is by being honest about things with your partner. If this is a regular partner, you might want to bring it up outside of the bedroom. Make sure it's outside of any sexual teasing or play; it's important that you both have clear minds to be able to discuss the problem. We suggest using the "sandwich" method recommended by psychologists. "Sandwich" your criticism in-between two other compliments. Your statement might look something like: "I really love how often we have sex. However, I'd really love to spend more time on foreplay because I know it'd definitely help me have even more orgasms with you". You sandwich your complaint between a couple compliments to make the "criticism" sound less critical.
If this is a one-off partner, though, you might not have the chance to do that. You also just may not feel comfortable bringing up your complaint (which is something you definitely will need to address. You both should be able to have conversations about sex outside of the bedroom!). If open communication doesn't work or he's forgetting in the spur of the moment, however, you could take the chance to use one of these other methods to encourage him to spend more time in foreplay before moving on:
Put On a Show for Him: If you're a bit more assertive, you can always offer yourself up for a show. After all, there are very few men out there who will turn down the offer to watch an attractive woman (such as yourself!) pleasure herself! This works two-fold. Not only do you get a chance to touch yourself and arouse yourself in a way that you know feels good, but you're also enjoying yourself and getting ready for penetration later on.
Offer Up Other Erotic Suggestions: Not as comfortable being the center of attention? That's okay! When you see him moving towards intercourse, consider offering up different suggestions. Say you'd love to feel him in your mouth, or you'd enjoy making out even more. Offer to get on top and then take your time as you kiss him and grind yourself against him. Offer up sultry suggestions to make him take a bit of a detour to give yourself time for your body to get ready for even more.
Play Ahead of Time: Have you and your partner been flirting via text all day, and you know you're going to end up having sex when he walks in the door at 6? Why not “pre-game”? This popular term doesn't have to solely refer to alcohol! Take some time to touch yourself, teasing your body, and thinking about all of the fun that's to come. When your partner finally gets home, you'll be extremely turned on and might be even barely able to keep your hands off of him. What a nice surprise for him, too!
Involve Some Lubricant: Sometimes, you feel like you definitely want to move onto the thrusting but your body just isn't cooperating. Some people really don't want to "admit" that they don't think they're entirely ready for sex, though. With this idea, you don't! Keep a bottle of lubricant nearby. If you're shy about the lube's appearance, you can even tell him that it's for giving him handjobs. During the moment, with a smile, open up the bedroom drawer and pull out the lubricant. Dangle it in front of him and seductively tell him that you'd love to watch him stroke himself for you. Not only will you get a bit of a show out of it, but he'll end up covering his length in lubricant to make penetration more comfortable.
Skip Out on Penetration: Not every sexual encounter has to include penetration - so don't get stuck thinking that it does. Remember some of your earliest sexual encounters? They might have just included dry humping, manual stimulation, oral sex, and more. Not everything has to end in intercourse. If you've tried other suggestions and your body just isn't feeling it today, move onto different things. You don't have to explicitly say you don't want to have intercourse if you're uncomfortable - but you'll likely want to suggest an alternate way to assure your mutual pleasure. You can offer a handjob, grind against him, offer oral sex, or even just encourage mutual masturbation.
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This rabbit-style vibrator is a pleasure combination of stimulating features that will make you “come hither” time and time again. If you are new to multiple sensations, the Inmi Come Hither‘s unique motion will hit the spot, especially the big G. With G spot motion action and clitoral stimulation, this vibrator can keep all the good feelings coming.
Name: Come Hither
Type: Rabbit
By: Inmi
Hearts: 4 Hearts
Quality: 4 Stars
Naughtiness: 3 Devils
Vibration: 3 Cars
Noise: 5 Bees
Materials: Silicone + ABS Plastic
Special Features: Dual action, “Come Hither” motion, Clitoral stimulator
Come Hither is perfectly purple packed in a simple, pretty box. Don’t think Barney purple but more high scale Mardi Gras fun purple. The silicone and ABS material, which is hypoallergenic, makes this toy baby butt smooth. Come Hither is about 10 inches long overall and has a penetration of 5.5 inches. I thought it may be a little clunky for my taste, but as you know, the bigger the better is oh so true. In addition, the USB rechargeable aspect is great for me and the environment but it flashes a constant blue light. PSA: If you do not want your roommate to know it’s a vibrator, you may want to charge your new friend under a pillow.
Come Hither has a lot to offer, different vibrations, rhythms, and movements. It is definitely strong and satisfying with two different areas of vibration. One is the come hither tip which magically touches that G spot in a positive and unique way. The tip gently moves in a back and forth motion just as if you gave your partner that finger motion to join you in bed. It has two different speeds, slow and moderate. Do not be fooled friends. It may not be as fast as the Flash, but it sure does the trick.
If the “come hither” motions weren’t enough, there is clitoral stimulation to add to all the pleasure. Although it may be a bit noisy, it is worth the additional rhythmic functions and vibrations. Just hold down the button and then choose from five different vibrations options.
If you are a clitoral stimulator, I promise you will feel yourself with these strong and sensual vibrations. Additional feature, the stronger the option you choose, the more vibrations will trickle into the neck of the vibrator. It is just a little extra fun.
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Overall, this toy hits a much needed spot in a great kind of way. Not many vibrators hit the G spot but Come Hither’s G spot motion goes the extra step. Everything from the super soft silicone, pretty design, and incredibly intense vibrations makes this toy fantastic. For those G spot and clitoral girls out there, definitely give Come Hither a try.
]]>But back to my original point – we haven’t grown bored of fucking! This is crazy, what a run having sex has had. Not even the iPhone can compete with a thousand straight years. While we can all agree that pumping and getting jammed feels good, variety is truly the spice of life, and positions, costumes, toys, oils, you name it, have kept this run alive and well. I mean, look at the White Unicorn online store, who do you think demands all this? You! And why, because it’s hot, turns you on, turns your partner on, and that’s all gravy, right?
Of course, but aside from the toys and bells and whistles, it’s the physical contact that really counts. Positions, ladies and gentlemen, from what angles you choose to join penis with vagina (one hole for now) is where the real magic lies. The variety of positions is what has kept fucking the Starbucks or Coke or McDonalds of cheap human entertainment. While missionary is probably where it all began, doggie-style probably wasn’t too far behind (I swear that was an unintentional pun). But since then we’ve really gone to work. While the positions can be endless, today we’re going to concentrate on “riding your man.”
Within this broad category, we’re going to focus on three positions – facing each other, facing away, and plastered together. From a guy’s perspective, the choice of any of the three is 9 times out of 10 decided by the lady. Few guys will request, “I prefer that you plaster me.” That could be gay code in the larger pottery world, but for most heterosexual partners, women typically take the first decision to jump on top.
Ok, so now that you’re on top, first make sure he’s somewhat hard. Nothing worse than literally jumping into this with a flaccid wee-wee on your hands. Foreplay needs to be enough to get him excited at least 65% of the way. You can then do some slight rubbing and teasing to bring him to full mast. Oral always does the trick as well, but messing around with some oils and your feet (colloquially referred to as the “foot-jack”) is also an interesting way to play with his honker. You want to be interesting after all, because every good move you make will be spoken of the following day with his friends. Make sure your foot-jack game is on point.
Facing each other
The classic of the three. Make sure you start off leaning into him, face-to-face, almost plastering him, but not quite, and you can either guide the dick in with your hands or, and I do mean OR, play with the tip with your pussy, and coax it in naturally. This really turns us on, feeling your moistness and knowing that on its own our loyal companion will be able to enter without external assistance.
Once he’s in, don’t sit up. Rock back and forth to get the mood right, a little ear nibbling, reassuring him, letting him know those Citibank overdraft fees don’t mean he’s a loser, just a bit sloppy on the monthly budgeting side. Once you can really feel him, sit up, thrust those titties forth, grab his hands and place them on your round mounds. Let him play a bit, and then rinse and repeat.
Facing away
The more complex of the three, you will be sitting on him with your ass towards him. Now, every guy has their own preference on this one. I prefer having the lady basically lay on top of me, face up, I slip it in, and then I thrust while grabbing on to her tits. She then sits up on occasion, bending forward, grabbing my thighs while of course moaning with intense pleasure.
A good tip here – once you bend forward, make sure you move more vertically up and down on the shaft so we can see our cock entering and leaving you. That’s really cool for us. Like confirmation that it’s happening and we’re not fucking a random wet spot on your body while you’re too polite to tell us we’re not inside you. On the embarrassment scale, this ranks right up there with an accidental dick-pick to your wife’s best friend.
Full disclosure, this position doesn’t last long. The mechanics are a bit wacky, but a nice intermediate move before he blows his load and then checks his fantasy football line-up.
Plastered together
Ok, so this was a new one for me with my current girlfriend. She can only really get off with her legs tightly clenched together. So, what she does is, she plasters me, face-down on top of me, I slip it in, and then she closes her legs super tight and moves back and forth like a fucking fish out f water on its last breath. There isn’t a lot of bouncing, more like rubbing north and south, horizontally if that makes sense.
I’m sure if we recorded this it would get nobody off. Ever. The motion is not overly fluid, but it does feel cool and another tip – if we know you are enjoying it and are likely to cum (especially before us) we enjoy it. In fact, that’s the fucking key to all this. Know what gets you off when on top and do that. Hearing you scream makes us forget our overdraft dilemmas. And that my friends is why sex has worked so well for thousands of years.
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We don't want you to completely glance over our bondage section, though. I know, I know, some of the things you've heard about bondage might make you a bit wary of this type of play, but I promise - hundreds upon thousands of average couples experiment with bondage, and it really adds a whole new dimension to their sex lives! Not only will you be sharing a new experience with your partner (which is scientifically proven to increase your intimacy!), but many women report that standard pleasures feel downright explosive with the addition of just a few bondage items during playtime.
Still worried? Make shopping part of the foreplay! We don't know very many partners out there who would turn down the opportunity to sit at the computer with you and pick out all of the fun items they'd like to explore with you! This gives you both a chance to figure out what you'd like to play with, to let the excitement build, and to discuss what you would/wouldn't like to do. It's a safe way to explore the idea of kinky sex without actually having to seriously sit down and discuss it.
But of course, now I have the idea in your head, and you're curious about where to start. Luckily, the same place you buy your gorgeous lingerie also provides some bondage items to get you started on the right path! Still seeking inspiration? Well, try these 7 easy ways to spice up your sex life with the items sold right here on The White Unicorn!
Soft and Sensual Feathers: We're sure you thought we'd start you off with something more hardcore like rope or restraints, didn't you? Well, we didn't. The Feather Crop is a great place for beginners to start. One end of this lovely tool is equipped with soft, downy features that can be traced along the skin for a sensual tease. Alternate the soft teasing with light pats of the crop tip on the other side. Pleasure + a bit of tingling = Serious fun.
Mix Lingerie with Bondage: I know you already love lingerie - who doesn't? Why not mix your lingerie with a bit of restraint. The Corset with Cuffs is a lovely mid-section waist cincher with a classic red and black design. Attached to the waist cincher are optional wrist cuffs to offer an erotic visual for your partner and a restrained feeling for yourself. For added benefit, the cuffs can be unbuckled from the waist cincher and used independently.
A Simple Blindfold: Now that I've piqued your interest, let's explore some of the "standard" kink options - such as a blindfold. Taking away any of the senses - especially sight - causes the other senses to feel much more sensitive. That's the idea behind blindfolds, cuffs, and other items. When you can't see anything, those feather light touches from your partner will feel even more erotic. Where is he going to touch next? Is he sliding on a condom or just pulling out another toy to use on you? Wearing a blindfold, you can just lie back and enjoy the pleasure without feeling like you need to see every moment of the action.
An Easy Escape Restraint Option: If you're still a bit nervous about being bound, consider luxurious restraints that will allow you to easily untie yourself if necessary. The Corset Cuffs fasten up with a standard tie of a black ribbon. Untying the ribbon will instantly release you - which might be all of the reassurance you need to give cuffs and bondage a try. Of course, as your confidence grows, you might want to consider switching over to restraints that are harder to escape. It's up to you.
Make Bondage Fun! What if I said you could restraint someone with multi-colored bright tape - and it wouldn't hurt their skin when the tape was pulled off? That's exactly what Bondage Tape offers. Made from a material that sticks to itself but not to skin, a couple wraps of bondage tape offers an instant "binding" solution. Since the tape can be used on any part of the body and in any manner possible, the options are endless - and you can enjoy the playful experimentation of any kinky idea that comes to mind!
Explore Flogging and More: Contrary to popular opinion, most floggers don't have to hurt. Depending on how roughly they're wielded, floggers can be provide a bit of a sting, but if used gently, they can offer a soft, massaging sensation on the skin. The strings of a flogger can always be dragged along the skin for a soft, teasing sensation as well. Consider the Icicles No. 38. Not only does it offer long, soft flogger tails designed for sensual use, but the glass handle can be used as an adult toy as well!
Exploring a Kit: Kinky kits are one of the easiest (and most affordable!) ways to explore with new sensations. These types of kits tend to come with multiple types of kink items in a single purchase. In many cases, all items in the kit were designed to work well together, match in design, or just be used at the same time. Many kits offer some type of restraint, some type of spanking item, and possibly more! Consider our Masquerade Party Kit (which is clad in a gorgeous gold design!) or our Masked Desires kit (in a sultry red and black).
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To the person who stole our unicorn ballon- that was rude! Didn't your mom teach you not to take things that aren't yours? I hope you step on a Lego!!
Some of the top sellers from the event.
High Climax Female Stimulating Cream
Hemp Seed Lotion in Guavalava Scent
Glow in the dark Unicorn Socks
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By the way, ladies, if your man invites you to a sporting event, we know, you don’t give a shit, but we’re trying to include you in our lives. You know, remember when you complained about us not opening up enough. The sports event is analogous to a giant, gaping hole. We’re open! Hop in, pretend like you enjoy it, do a little Wikipedia research prior. We don’t expect you to know LeBron’s triple-double numbers for the month, but fuck, don’t yell touchdown when he dunks. Rant over.
So, we get to Rio (a lovely city, especially if you enjoy the drinking game “guess the who will snatch your wallet first”) and settle in to our Airbnb. She presents me with our sports event surprise – women’s beach volleyball. What a gal! Twenty-somethings in bikinis jumping, sweating and high-fiving on the sand. This was actually going to be stressful – how do I conceal my enthusiasm, or boner for that matter. I give her a warm “thank you,” and she shuttles off to the bathroom to freshen up. I take a seat on the Brazilian version of an Ikea futon, and out walks my girl seconds later in literally the sexiest outfit I had ever seen.
“Overhead bins locked, seat belts fastened, your cock will be exploding shortly.” She never said that, but her flight attendant outfit did. Of course her tits and ass were bursting at the seams, and that’s what a solid, sexy outfit brings to the table. Excellent seamstress work which just barely contains what causes our cocks to explode.
She came prepared with the obligatory aviation, double entendres, which we all enjoy, right? She then proceeded to crawl up the Brazilian Ikea futon, aggressively rubbing her nether-region on the cheap maroon fabric. For a split second I thought this could easily be a public health hazard as who knows how many foreign pussies and dicks have come in contact with this shitty futon. I tried to put dengue, cholera, yellow fever and AIDS out of mind for at least the next seven minutes, as I knew what to follow would be lasting, memorable, masturbation material for the next decade, and of course a blog post to share with millions of strangers.
I latched on to her like an octopus, my tentacles exploring her every surface. I felt like some starved beast, or like Tom Hanks in that dumb island movie with the volleyball when he finally makes it off and chomps into a hamburger. This outfit was driving my bonkers, and as I slid my pants to my ankles, opened my boxer-pee hole (thank God for that) and grabbed my dick, I was pleased that this piece of art, this flight attendant baby doll outfit, was also loose enough to allow me to shift her panties to the side and plunge what my Dadddy gave me into her rabbit hole.
I tell you friends, this was some of the best 5 minutes and 34 seconds of my sexual life. She screamed (perhaps from the chafing from the fucked-out futon fabric) but even more likely from my deep penetration. Right ladies? I am not going to go the route of, “playing dress up makes you feel like you’re fucking someone else.” That’s wrong and insulting, unless that someone else is Betty White. Just checking to see if you’re still reading. Rather, sexy outfits, lingerie and the like literally enhance your sexual experience. You honestly become a bit more connected and I cannot recommend them enough. They get a bad rep in movies and cheesy porn vids, but for the love of all things correct, divine and tasteful, a solid piece of lingerie or outfit will keep your man thinking about you (not Betty White), and this is good ladies. This is good.
So to wrap the story up, we showered and then made our way to the bikini beach volleyball extravaganza. I mention this because as I watched Austria vs Ecuador, these Nordic blonds taking on bronzed South American stunners, while my dick perked up, it never really reached its true potential. You know why? The flight attendant outfit. It had already dominated my wiener, and cocks have a mind of their own too. Keep that special Johnson in your life thinking of you with a sexy piece of lingerie. Until next time…
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This one I am really excited about. It is a brand new product that just hit the market. I first discovered it a few months ago on a kick starter campaign. It is a finger vibe that is expertly designed to fit in your first two fingers perfectly. It comes with a removable tether that is designed to be worn around your finger. This little guy is rechargeable, has a powerful 3 speed motor, is medical grade silicone and comes in two great colors, Jade Green and Coral Orange. One thing I love about this is its a product designed by women for women. And they are a small business just like The White Unicorn. Any time a great product comes from a small business, I am always eager to try it.
This comes in two sizes, Large and Travel. It is a combination code locked storage container for all of your toys. It has UV-C light that effectively kills 99.% of harmful bacteria and germs. Additionally, you can keep your toys charged with the build in USB charging ports. I think this is a must have for any toy enthusiast.
OhMiBod Club Vibe 3.0H Vibrating Panty
This product is super cool addition to all of the OhMiBod products. It is a vibrating panty with a separate remote that has a built in microphone. The vibrator is silicone, rechargeable, quiet and light weight and designed to pulsate to the sounds in the remote. Whether that is your partner's voice or the music in the club. I can't stop think how fun this toy would be at your next rave, no one would even know ;) The Club Vibe Panty is not compatible with the OhMiBod Remote App. Explore the whole line of OhMiBody products.
]]>"I think they are intimidating"
"I've never wanted to go to a store and buy one"
"I just don't think I need one"
My answer is no they shouldn't be intimating, there are tons of great starter vibes. You don't need to go to a store and buy one, you can buy it online at www.thewhiteunicorn.com And you may not think you need it now, but you will thank me once you have tried it. Vibrators are a great way of figuring out what you like on your own and can be really fun with your partner too.
Maybe I am a little bias on the subject. Since on my 18th birthday, I drove down to the Hustler store just outside of town to buy my very first vibe. It was a bright pink, glittery, vibrating dildo. A terrible choice for my first toy. But, I didn't know any better. I was distracted by the fact that little 18 year old me was inside of a Hustler store all by myself. They wouldn't let my friend in. Her birthday wasn't for another month. So at 17 years old she stood outside the Hustler store, while I scurried to pick something out. The Hustler store in Cincinnati is actually a pretty nice store. Nicer than most adult shops. But it is a BIG store with a lot of shoppers. I remember walking by walls and walls of multi colored dildos, vibrators, fetish gear and other things I had no idea what they could possible be used for at the time. I starred a 4 foot long double side dildo wondering "Who the fuck is using this thing?" I finally made it to a section that seemed the least scary and just pick up the pink, glittery one. It was $20. That was about all of the money I had a the time. I took that and a copy of Playgirl to the register. (I was 18, I figured it would be funny to buy a Playgirl) And low and behold one of the guys I went to high school with was at the front register. We had a good laugh before I ran outside to show my best friend my new toy.
Over the years I've learned a lot more about the various vibrators and other sex toys. I've taken several of my friends to the store to buy their first vibes. I still sometimes think "Who the fuck is using this thing?" But now owning my own shop, I have gotten pretty good at picking out good toys from the not so great toys. So if you are considering buying your first vibrator here are my personal recommendations:
This is the vibe I recommend the most often as a starter toy. And I have had a lot of happy customers. It is a good price at $60. Fully rechargeable, silicone and water proof. It has a nice strong vibration for a starter and is small enough to play with your partner, but big enough to use for a little bit of insertion as well.
I like this one because for the price he's a great little toy. He is only $26 and silicone. His ears vibrate giving you a great sensation. Plus he is small, only a little over 4" long. So he can be easily hidden in a drawer, or even your purse if you are headed for a sleep over.
This guy is great if you are looking for a more direct vibration. His ears are designed to hit just the right spot. He is a little bit pricer at $71, but totally worth it, since its silicone, waterproof and rechargeable. Plus he is shaped like a pink bunny and so cute!
This little guy is great if you are used to using your hands. He sits right on your finger to just enhance the experience. Great on your own or with a partner. $60 and is silicone and rechargeable
This one is for the girl that is willing to take a little bit more of a jump to a bigger toy. It is slightly more expensive at $70. But is worth the price, since it a silicone toy and fully rechargeable. It is a good size toy if you are interested in using it for insertion. And it is very elegant looking with the white and gold. And one of my favorite parts is the pretty gem stone that is used for the on and off switch.
This one is for the girl who is willing to take the jump to a rabbit style vibrator. This one has a ton of great functions, it's ears vibrate on your clit while you insert the rest. It has the option of turning on the rotating balls in the shaft of the toy which add a great sensation. It is a nice size with 7" insertable length and just over a 1.5" thick. It will run you the most money at $88, but is well made silicone toy.
This is of course only a small list of toys we offer on the site. Buying your first vibe is a very personal choice and everyone will like something different. We know there are lots of places for you to make your first purchase, we started this site so that you could have the most comfortable and easy adult shopping experience. This site was designed for women by women. And we only offer you the best products. And we are here to answer any of your questions or concerns. Just shoot us an email at infothewhiteunicorn@gmail.com
]]>But it worked, we watched Seinfeld afterward, kept the energy alive, later got engaged and remained married for eight “wonderful” years. I would say of those eight, half were good, and the remaining half we both sensed we were heading for a brick wall. Sexually we were compatible up to a point, as I always felt there was something missing. But reflecting more on that last sentence, isn’t there always something missing? When one fucks, (“one” being you, your aunt with that persistent lisp, or the guy that works at your local Trader Joes who swears he was wearing Hawaiian shirts long before he worked at Trader Joes) you can get caught in over-analyzing what just occurred. But all that just occurred was simply an animalistic event.
Now, some fuck more often than others, this is true, but even Trader Joes guy must get laid at some point in time – in Honolulu would be a safer bet. And when you’re married sex inevitably becomes stale over time. That “missing” component becomes more and more pronounced and if your marriage suffers an irreconcilable difference, you’re back on the market. This can be completely overwhelming, or fucking fantastic. However, either way you are now facing sex with someone different for the first time in a long time.
I went through this. It’s over now as I am in a steady relationship once again, but man do I have some Do’s and Don’ts’s to share, irrespective of gender.
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I hope this list was helpful. This is a new time in your life, so don’t screw it up.
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